My sister was sent one of those stupid forwarded internet quizzes that we all get once in a while. This one was different, however, because it contained not ten, not twenty, not even fifty questions. FIVE HUNDRED. Yes, that's right. Some idiot sat there and thought up five hundred painstakingly stupid and pointless questions such as "Have you ever had a crush on a cartoon character?" "Count your fingers, how many do you have?" "Count them again, how many are there now?" "Do you shave your legs?" It probably hurt him/her to think up all those questions, which is why in some cases they are repeated. My sister copied the quiz to Wordpad and began typing in answers to these questions. They are extremely amusing. However, while reading through, I realized she had only answered a little over three hundred of them. It took her a while, too. But they are displayed here. And you, my faithful, bored and/or insane readers, will know her as well as you know me.

For those of you who don't know my sister, she is two years younger than I am. It is said she looks a lot like I do, while we disagree. She has short dark hair and mine is long and red/dark-blond; I am taller and paler; I have a rounder head; she always has her hair up and mine is always down; she has brown eyes and mine are blue; she has more of an "apple" figure, as described in magazines while I choose to think I am a lopsided pear. She is a very verbal, controlling, pushy and loud person, while I am usually shy and hate obliging people to do things. She is hilariously violent towards both me and people she calls her friends. She's described as sarcastic and I'm supposed to be the nice one. People generally like me when they first meet me, and it seems to be the opposite with her. She considers me to be a lower life form, which I find utterly hilarious. Her recent use of the word "fuck" to pepper her insults also amuses me. She makes fun of everything I do, wear, say and own. However, she frequently "borrows" my stuff and uses my things. Weird! She dissed my website, the bitch. Hahahahahaha. She puts herself above everyone, while I only put myself above MOST, at least as far as intellect goes (heehee).

We do have our similarities. We both are writers with large imaginations. We are both seen by those who know us as humourous, although her sense of humour is quite a bit more caustic, if you can dig that. We both read a LOT of horror, although she tends to favour Anne Rice while I lean towards Stephen King. We both dislike our family. We both dislike illiterate individuals. We like to think we are intelligent. We have had the same experiences, unfortunately. We both like to stay up late and watch stupid cartoons. We both like to draw.

Okay, enough of that. I want you to read this and see if you can link her answers to the way that we write. I wonder if we are similar, when it all boils down to it. Two peas in some fucked-up pod.
I hope not.
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