or rather, 314.
1. What brand of toothpaste?
I'm sorry but i don't brush my teeth.
2. Shampoo + Conditioner in one ..or separate?
seperate of course...you fucking idiot.
3. What Brands?
oh most definately herbal essences. I fing their logo to be quite ammusing.
and yes, i do have the urge to have un-shaved men bathe me.
4. What flavor dental floss?
kiwi lime and rasberry cheesecake.
wtf dental floss comes in like 2 flavors!
mint and plain!.. so many to choose from!
5. Do you roll your socks or pull them up?
I pull them up to my ass. It's quite hard to walk though...after doing it my whole life i sorta got used to it
6. Next question...
hey that sounds great-but i've got a better idea. how about i delete this fucking shitty quiz, okay, and you
can go sit right over there and fuck yourself real good. alright?
7. Do you know Donald Ducks middle name?
....what king of fucking retarded question was that? Fuck no.
8. Favorite color?
that nice color you get when you mix white and cottage white together.
..very nice...
9. Summer footwear: sandals or nothing?
your mom....oh gosh-that wasn't one of the options. I'm so sorry i didn't mean it like that.
i prefer nothing so when i go to kill you in your sleep-i won't make a sound....
10. Apples, oranges, or bananas?
oh i must say that i prefer oranges. The only thing is, they bleed when u bite them....
11. Lefty or righty?
righty right! you fucking idiot.
12. Glass is half-empty or half-full?
13. Bleh or blah?
well, im going to say that my final answer would have to be blah.
14. What do you like about yourself?
My silver tongue
15. Would you ever wear Taz boxers?
over his dead body.
16. Do you sing in the shower?
everyday. showtunes are a particular favorite... what kind of fag sings in the shower
17. Do you talk to your pet?
only when the sofa's mad at me. what do i look like?
yes, then we watch tv together and share secrets about past loves.
18. Do you talk to yourself?
when im the only intelligent person in the room to converse with.
19. Do you have a secret crush on your dentist?
yeah my dentist is a stud! shakin that wrinkly little ass of his. who has a crush on their dentist?
my dentist is a fucking loser..probably just like the idiot who made up this quiz.
20. Do you know your mailman/woman's name?
yeah his name is paul the postman. fucking psycho though. one of those guys that ends up going on a
shooting rampage.
21. Do you give your mailman/woman a gift on Xmas?
last year i got him a gun.
22. Do you have 11 toes?
gee. take five while i go check
.
...no. sorry.
wait i'll go check one more time just to be sure.
23. What is the lamest pick up line you've ever used?
damn, bitch, you supa fly, why don't you jump in my low-rider and rotate dem tires
24. Would you ever buy/use a pink pen?
I would probably use it to stab the creator of this quiz to death. How's that for irony, you crazy asshole
25. Would you ever buy ANYTHING pink?
i would get a pink fish.
26. Mickey Mouse or Bugs Bunny?
I think mickey because he's not a nudist like that perve bugs who runs around flaunting himself all over the
tv...slut.
27. Do you think Daffy Duck is hot?
no-but i would like the name and adress of the fuck up who wrote this quiz to i can run to their house and
kick them in the face.
28. Would you ever recite poetry to a girl?
Only to Val.
29. If you HAD to, what color nail polish/lipstick would you wear?
If i had to eh? so you make up all these fucking insane questions that make absolutely no fucking sense
at all and are of no relevance what-so-ever....and then you're all like : well if you HAD to wear nail
polish, like it's some sort of crazy sitanic ritual. Love to be the one to tell you this (and i bet i'm not the
first) but you are definately one fucked up loser and if you (the writer of this fucking retarded quiz...)
went to my school my friends and I would gang-beat your stupid ass so bad, you would think twice
before going on your email and making up another one of these fucked messages again...
30. Do you bite your lip when you're nervous?
Only because i like the taste of human blood.
31. Would you skip school if you had a huge zit between your eyes on picture day?
i don't get "huge zits" and there wouldn't just be a big fat one all of a sudden on picture day. and no, im not
that fucked in the head.
32. Do tight jeans make guys look gay?
tight jeans look hot on val.
33. How do you take mascara off?
Use make-up remover, shit head.
34. Would a girl wearing blue/green mascara turn you on?
I AM STRAIGHT�I AM NOT A LESBIAN..unless it was val-then yeah-it would turn me on.
35. Do you know HOW to figure out bra size?
wow. you must be pretty fucking stupid to think up a question like that. i don't know you tell me! God you
must have a lot of free time-either that or your just a fucking moron with no life and no friends. or
perhaps its a mix of both a and b.
36. Would u ever wear lip gloss?
NEVER! what do you think i am-some kind of slut?
37. What's better: gummi sweet tarts or sweet tart gum?
none of your fucking buisness, bitch.
38. M&Ms or Skittles?
Skittles fo sho.
39. Do you go to public places with your mom, and actually TALK to her?
No, but i go places with your dad! hah!
40. What is 1 + 1 ?
...you know, I thought that the people at my school were fucked up. and then i get this quiz.... you must
really be one crazy fucker. I will find you, no doubt about it. I now can look forward to the day when
we meet, the day i get to kick the fucking shit out of your brain-and perhaps pull your head out of your ass.
then there will be one less moron on the planet sucking everyone else into your pathetic hellhole of lipgloss
and Donald duck and all the rest of your bullshit that i have to put up with every fucking day of the week!
41. What is your favorite holiday?
shut the fuck up.
42. Pick one: RuPaul - Dennis Rodman
Neither because I have no fucking clue who RuPaul or Dennis rodman are-nor do i care for that matter
43. How old are you?
Old enough to kick the fucking shit out of fuck-ups like you
44. How old do you WANT to be?
old enough to buy a gun...
45. Where do you want to live?
right next to you....
46. Where do you want to go?
how bout your place
47. Who do you want to meet?
...your parents, you, any sibling, or relatives you might have...your friends-anyone remotely like you in
anyway
49. Does pine-sol smell good?
why? wanna go sniff some?
50. What is your favorite pass-time?
changing water into wine.
51. Do you like toast?
what? to eat? or just like it in general?
52. Do you still carve pumpkins?
I carve people instead
53. Do you still leave cookies & milk out for Santa?
yes. I set them right next to the bear trap....
54. Have you lost all your (baby) teeth?
fuck you.
55. Have your wisdom teeth seen light yet?
natural light? you would have to have a pretty big mouth...i prefer to keep mine shut.
56. Clear or colored?
What the fuck r u talking about? pherhaps if i knew what the fuck you are asking me then i would be able to
respond to your question. Who the fuck has colored teeth?
57. When your dentist asked, what flavor fluoride did you pick: bubble-gum,
I tell him to go fuck himself because there is no fucking way im putting that nasty shit in my mouth
58. Where is your hand right NOW?
one hand is on my gun-the other is on the doorknob to your house.
59. What is better: your right ear or left pinky?
fuck you. what kind of fucking question is that?
60. Okay or O'tay?
what the fuck is that all about? who the fuck says O'tay?
61. French poodle or french kiss?
POODLES SHIT ON YOUR LAWN. so im gonna say french kiss.
62. Are 2 x 4s really 2 inches by 4 inches?
what?
63. If not, how big are they REALLY?
I don't know
64. Do you have a 2 x 4 or a 1 x 2?
WHAT THE FUCK R U TALKING ABOUT?? YOU MAKE NO FUCKING SENSE AT ALL!
65. Do you know your parents' birthdays/ages?
none of your fucking buisness
66. Do you know your siblings birthdays/ages?
fuck you
67. Does your grandma tell you she is 29?
my grandma says a lot of things. ARE YOU CALLING MY GRANDMA A LIAR! IM GONNA FUCKING
KICK YOUR STUPID PRISS ASS
68. Have you ever used colored white-out?
go fuck yourself. this quiz sucks. you know im still waiting for the good questions.
69. What do you think of Smurfette?
perhaps if you would describe to me what the fuck a smurfette is, then i could awnser your question. just
because you're fucked in the head doesn't mean that we are, you know.
70. What is your favorite book?
none of your fucking buisness, bitch.
like you've ever read a book in your life.
72. Salmon or Cod?
you are one sick fucker...
73. Crab or Lobster?
considering the fact that i haven't tried either f these-im going to humor your fucking stupid questionare and
write Lobster.
74. What sounds better: up or down?
down. get down, im down with that, down low {down is better
75. What sounds better: sideways or sidewards?
sideways, you dumbass. who says sidewards
76. Ok, NOW where is your hand?
right now, destroying evidence, getting rid of the body.
77. Describe the best day of your life.
don't have one. I would have to say one of them would be grad-and geting that award. that kicked ass.
78. Broom or mop?
brooms are easier to brake on people's faces.
79. What is your favorite word?
fuck, stupid, bitch, mom, perhaps, assimilation, point-of-understanding,
80. Free! Don't have to answer this since there is no question.
Wow, that was fucking gay. getting tired of being a miserable failure? i wouldn't know what it's like.
81. What is your full name?
why the fuck should i tell an idiot like you?
82. What do you wish your name was?
i don't know. i have better, more important things to do than wish up pretend names for myself.
83. Why isn't there a question here?
Because the person who wrote this is a fucking idiot with no life. maybe they pulled their head out of their
ass and came to their senses. Oh look-more intelligent questions-guess not, eh.
84. What is the weirdest middle name you've ever heard?
Angus. That kid's gonna get his ass stomped in highschool.
85. Are your feet the same size?
Yes. I'm sure i'll be able to fit both up your ass.
86. Cassettes or CDs?
neither
.
87. Is watching "How The Grinch Stole Christmas" a tradition in your home?
No..my house is not filled to the top with fuck-ups like you. next question.
88. What are your Christmas traditions?
fuck you. these questions suck.
89. How do you open your envelopes: tear or cut?
go fuck yourself kid-im getting tired of your neverending stupidity.
90. 10 more to go, are you bored?
thats 410 to you-you fucking retard. Jesus you really are fucking dumb.
91. Do you like onions?
do you? I think i would make a better questionaire under the influence of alchohol.
92. What would you name your band, if you had one?
I would not have a band. Bands are for dumbshits and people like you who don't know how to add.
I'd name it-THE PARTY FRIENDS!
93. Have you ever worn a dress?
Yes, unfortunately.
94. Did you know that if you talk into a vent, someone in a nearby room will
hear you?
Yes im not a fucking idiot like you.
95. Frogs or toads?
I saw a toad get devoured alive by a snake. it was cool.
96. Do u believe in making a wish at 11:11?
no-for the last bloody time im not a fucking moron like you! i don't beleive in fairydust and sparklyshit-
leprechans that live under rainbows! wake up! how old are you, like four!?? Jesus fucking christ! this is
ultimately the dumbest "quiz" i've ever taken.
97. 8 or 3?
...you just don't get it, do you?
98. How long can you hula-hoop for?
....I don't 'hula-hoop". im not a fag.
99. Did you know Dave is AWESOME?
who the fuck is dave? there are over 6 billion people on the planet. how the fuck do i know which dave you
are talking about?
100. You made it. Do you love me now?
What the fuck is this? You need fucking therapy kid. IT"S NOT FUCKING OVER!
there are still 400 questions. and no. i don't love you. you are the craziest fucker i have ever "met"
I swear to god if i were your parents i would kill you at birth. leave you at the bottom of an active volcanoe
or something.
101. Did you ever eat crayons when you were little?
...no. Even when i was little i wasn't as fucked up as you are now.
102. On your last birthday, what did you wish for?
A rain to wash over the earth and clean away all the stupidity.it didn't work, ppl like you are still alive
somewhere.
103. Do you know all the words to the National Anthem?
no. I have just heard them again and agian for the past 10 years of my life. shit head.
104. Is watching the Superbowl a party in your house?
As much as i would like to see large men wearing tight pants engage in homo-errotic activities while people
cheer-no.
105.Are you going to name your son Elvis?
No, you fucking retard.
106. If not, what?
fuck you.
107. What about your daughter?
fuck you.
108. Describe your most embarrassing moment.
hmph. i'm not prone to embarassment due to my own stupidity. But im sure you are.
109. Do you read tabloids?
no. your questions fucking suck.
110. Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?
fuck no! what kind of sick fucker are you?
111. Do you like cotton candy?
no.
112. Do you suffer from cramps?
fuck you. hell no.
113. Do you have that not-so-fresh feeling?
what kind of a psycho fucker are you? go fuck your mom-ask her instead.
114. Favorite food?
do not have one. actually i probably do-but im not going to waste valuable time sitting here like a fag and
think about it.
115. What would be the first thing you would do if you won the lottery?
I would hire some1 to find you where you live. I don't need to waste money to have someone kill you.
because, you see, to kill someone in their sleep, you need do two things: be quiet-and plan.
I recently purchased a pair of VERY quiet shoes.
116. Ribbed or plain?
ribbed of course
117. "Lala" or "Skittle de bop du wop"?
your a fucking nut.
118. Apple pie or cherry pie?
will would say apple.
119. Pepsi or Coke?
whatever
120. Strawberry or Vanilla?
Vanilla
121. Favorite movies?
the matrix,
122. Favorite Actor?
Keaneau reeves, that guy who plays mufassa
123. Favorite Actress?
none they're all sluts
124. Cheerios or corn flakes?
Neither�Cereal is for squares.
125. Panty hose or thigh-highs?
Hmph. I despise them both
126. Do you shave your legs?
What the fuck do you think? as opposed to what?
127. Midnight or mid-day?
midnight, of course.
128. Hope or Billy?
What do you mean? Another one of your many faults-be specific, dumbass.
that could mean anything...
129. Cotton ball or Q-tip?
for what? YOU MAKE NO FUCKING SENSE!
130. Dry or lubricated?
YOU ARE ONE SICK FUCKER....
131. Fast or slow?
what?! like you'll ever get any unless you go to toronto.
132. Hard or soft?
....what the fuck....you just don't get it. YOU ARE THE BIGGEST FUCKING IDIOT I HAVE EVER
MET IN MY LIFE!
133. Yogurt or ice cream?
Ice cream
134. Spoon or fork?
spoon, obviously you shit head.
135. Are you crying right now?
Over you-and how much of a waste of god's time you were? no. you'll get yours.
136. Fling or flick?
where the hell do you get this stuff? do you make it up, or what? i am not impressed.
137. Look at your middle finger, on your right hand, what do you see?
hmm...I wonder. perhaps there is a finger there. with my black nailpolish. YES I WEAR NAILPOLISH! IM
SUCH A SLUTT!
138. Look to the left what do u see?
fuck you, shit head.
139. Look to your right, what do you see?
go fuck youself-your quiz is simply a pot of shit.
140. Who is at your house right now?
none of your damn buisness. like i would ever tell an inferior creature like you the inhabitants of my home at
any time.
141. Are your legs crossed right now?
yes as a matter of fact. Your quiz takes so fucking long..
142. Do a few twirls, are you dizzy now?
how about i don't and you go fuck yourself.
143. Favorite song?
I don't do music.
144. Boxers or briefs?
Fuck you, im a girl dumbass.
145.Tootsie pops or blowpops?
neither. it figures an insolant fool like you would think of such a question to ask.
146. Big Red, Juicy Fruit, or Doublemint?
all of the above tastes like cheap shit.
147. Do you like to fish?
I throw down my nets and fish for men instead.
148. Is your grandpa cool?
I don't know-how about you dig him up and ask the corpse for yourself?
149. Does your grandpa bore you with long stories?
No-we don't talk often considering the fact that he's dead.
150. Do you snore?
absolutely not.
151. Describe how your breath smells right now.
well i was just out in my backyard eating some dogshit. so you tell me.
152. If you were a girl, would you rather be "Matilda" or "Alexis."
neither-they both sound fucking gay.
153. Does it taste good?
dog shit? yes, you should try it.
154. Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge?
I like the envelopes and stick them to things.
155. Do you chew on pens/pencils/--?
no. I chew on food.
156. What is your favorite comic? (like in the paper!)
I had no time for stupid things like comics.
157. Acting class or class act?
neither. Im not a shit head like you.
158. Upside-down or downside-up?
upside-down. it makes sense.
159. What's up?
i don't know what's up-but here's whats going down:
my friend is a loser bitch
my dad is an asshole
my mom was a cheerleader
my sister is an annoying good for nothing peice of crap
i have a headache from reading this crappy quiz.
160. What does "GROWL TIGER" make you think of?
nicole when she makes that nerve-tearing growl of hers. she thinks she's simba.
161. What does this -> .dm,'fglkserhngjkqb; make you think of?
that you obviously have run out of crappy questions.
162. Blondes or brunettes?
Brunettes. Blondes are dumbshit sluts�well most of them anyways
163. Push or pull?
push.
164. If a door says pull, do you automatically push?
No, becauz im smart enough to read the fucking sign.
165. Do you even read those door things?
Obviously, shithead.
166. Do spiders scare you?
yes-one of the many things
167. What does?
everything else imaginable.
168. Did you know I was scared of FROGS when I was a baby?
Thats fucking great Does it look like I give a fuck about u? NO! I don't even fucking
know u! get on with the fucking quiz.
169. What was your first word?
fuck you, bitch.
170. What was your first phrase?
yes-i remember it like it was yesterday. dumbass
171. What can you not pronounce?
I can pronounce anything within reason. and yes i am aware that that phrase did not awnser your question-
but the question was a fucking stupid one.
172. Did you know my phone just rang?
No. And i don't give a fuck, for that matter.
173. Is your phone ringing?
fuck no. I'm on the internet-shithead.
174. What's your phone number?
1-800-GO FUCK YOURSELF SHITHEAD! IF YOU THINK THAT FOR ONE MINUTE I WOULD
STOOP TO YOUR LEVEL OF STUPIDITY AND GIVE OUT PRIVATE INFORMATION LIKE
THAT OUT ON THE INTERNET THEN YOU ARE VERY WRONG.
175. Do you eat your toe-nails?
thats just fucking gross.
176. Are you in a drag right now?
yeah right.
177. WalMart or Kmart?
Both suck donkey balls.
178. Jim Carrey or Mariah Carey?
Jim, of course. Mariah is a fat, slutty, worthless dried up peice of shit.
179. How many REAL push-ups can you do?
depends on the time limit and if im tired or not.
180. How many fake push-ups can you do?
millions.
181. Go run a mile. You have ten minutes. -- Are you tired now?
hey that sounds great-but how bout instead i go on to the next question and try to ignore your utter
stupidity.
182. Does your bike have 2 wheels?
what the fuck do you think?
183. Are they flat?
no.
184. Can you do a hand-stand?
fuck no
.
185. Front or back?
what the fuck does that mean?
186. Walk backwards for 5 steps. Stop. Turn around. What time is it?
HALF PAST YOUR MOM, BITCH!
187. Are you on fire right now?
i wish. I'd rather die.
188. If I give you a piece of paper, what are the odds of you not eating it?
100 to 0-> im not a fucking idiot that eats paper.
189. Sprite or 7-up?
both are worthless shit.
190. Mug Rootbeer or DrPepper?
Rootbeer. dr Pepper is for whores.
191. Bambi or Thumper?
disney fucking sucks like this quiz.
192. Do you think Flower is hot?
what the fuck is it with your fucked up head and animals? do you like fuck your dog or something? i bet you
do-you fucking perve.
193. If I told you to jump off a bridge, would you?
"ladies first."
194. Would you lick Prince's feet for $5?
fuck no.
195. Do you know there are people who would do that for free?
a fucking loser like you, maybe.
196. Umm. can you count how many questions are left?
304, shit head. quit stalling and get on with it!
197. Is your left pinky right-handed?
fuck you, dumbass. c'mon lets go.
198. 5+7+8-1234569%555x3=?
Of course a fucking retard like you would not know-but you cannot have 1234569% of something with 3
fives and a variable just sitting there like that.
199. If you had 5 dollars, went to the store to buy 1 apple for 50 cents, but
they were out, how many apples would you have?
None�DER! you fucking moron. god-we're not al mindless imbeciles.
200. Do you know how many calories you burn when you do the wild thing?
not like you would know. you're probably gonna be a virgin for the rest of your life-either that or someone
who is just used for sex. obviously you have no talents-or an iq for that matter.
201. How do you spell Czechoslovakia?
C-Z-E-C-H-O-S-L-O-V-A-K-I-A. fuck face.
202. Can you burp whenever you want?
no. How incredably foul and crude is that?
203. Will you call me?
You fucking wish you had friends...I don't wanna spend $ for
long distances calling some fucked-up lunatic like you. go die somewhere.
204. What is the corniest pick-up line you've ever HEARD?
damn bitch-your supa fly-how bout i pull up to that bumper and smack that monkey.
205. When you sit are you actually standing?
No. you are a fucked up lunatic with no friends and no life. obviously, shit-for-brains, if im sitting im not
standing.
206. Spit or swallow? I mean gum.
Spit�swallowing gum will slow digestion 18% while causing indegestion and other stomache problems in
the future if repeated enough.
207. When it's time for you to go to bed, do you go or stay up talking to me?
Why the fuck would i stay up talking to a fuck up like you?
208. Did you know Mariah Carey rulez?
What the fuck is up with you? YOU ARE THE BIGGEST FUCKING LOSER I HAVE EVER MET AND
IT WOULD PLEASE ME VERY MUCH TO SEE YOU EXPIRE IN A FIREY CAR CRASH.
209. How old were you when you were 12?
TWELVE...YOU FUCKING IDIOT.
210. On a good day how many tootsie pops can you eat?
i don't eat tootsie pops-this question is shit.
211. On a bad?
fuck you.
212. X-Men or Power Rangers?
gee-both are a bunch of dorks in spandex...so hard to choose
213. Go into a crouded public place.. try to bite your ear and hit your chest..
What happens?
way to spell-no spell. you stupid fucking idiot.
214. Do people give you money?
from their own free will-or if i beat them up and take it?
how is this relevant?
215. Pizza or squid?
pizza. squid fucking sucks.
216. Love or war?
hmph.
217. What's your favorite sense: touch, sight, hearing, smelling, or taste? and why?
they're all gay. this quiz is shit.
218. If you could relive one day of your life, what day, and why?
erm...i don't know-i think when i was at the YMCA with Derreck
219. Shake or stir?
shaken
220. Pen or pencil?
Pens
221. On or off?
on
222. Ribbit or croak?
neither-frogs are gay.
223. Comb or brush?
brush
224. Sitting: indian-style or on your knees.
why the fuck do you want to know?
225. What do you call them: Bangs or fringe?
bangs-what the fuck? fringe?
226. How long are yours?
don't have any. this isn't 1993.
227. How long is it?
...fucking idiot. worst fucking quiz ever.
228. Will you please send me your picture?
go fuck yourself, dork.
229. A large group of friends or a best friend?
I have no "friends"
230. Nick or Shawn?
neither-they're both faggish names.
231. Lori or Kim?
...fag names....
232. Laurie or Lori?
fuck you-say something smart!
233. Chris or Kris?
Kris
234. Who is the most perverted person you've ever met?
I don't know or care. I don't converse with perverted people because perversion is an act of stupidity.
I don't talk with stupid people.
235. Why?
...fuck...you.
236. Who is the dorkiest person you've ever met?
JJ
237. Why?
he's afraid of girls.
238. Would you consider yourself: wild or mild?
mild.
239. Would you consider yourself: shy, fly, high, or dry?
is that some sort of crazy urban slang.
240. Would you consider yourself: bad, rad, mad, or sad?
wtf is this? wake up it's not 1989 anymore-you fucking loser!
241. Wind, water, or fire?
fire.
242. Earth or sky?
sky
243. Iced or hot?
Both�
244. Mocha or regular?
mocha
245. Would you like fries with that?
fries taste like shit. so no-i would not like fries with that.
246. Single or double?
wtf are u talking about?
247. Mild or hot sauce?
hot
248. What do you think about guns?
guns are good if you know how to use them, you can control them, you don't play around with them like
toys-and if you don't try and snipe people.
249. What color is your hand?
guess.
250. Do you like being called nice?
who said i was nice?
251. Are you right-faced?
whatever the fuck you want to think is fine with me.
252. If you were a frog would you eat flies?
If your a frog you don't have a choice. you use like 2% of your brain and it's like a natural thing. thats like
asking a frog-if you were human would you drink milk or something. and of course the frog would not
awnser because your talking to a fucking frog for christs sake.
253. Do you eat flies already?
yeah, just after coming home from party friends-before i watch days of our lives.
254. If you were a cat would you eat rats?
No! I think I would stick to cat food.
255. Do you have a pet rat?
No and I don't plan on having one. rodents are filthy, feral creatures.
256. Name your pets.
how bout no.
257. Do you love your pets?
its a pet.
258. Are you an exclamation kind of person or a period?
im the period because i finish the sentences and put it all together.
259. Do you love me (question mark)
Absolutely not. i would rather get stabbed in the head over and over than 'love" a "person" like you. I don't
even know you-and judging by your FUCKING STUPID TEST i don't think i want to.
and im sure your mother doesn't love you either.
260. VHS r hi-8?
VHS
261. What is better: sand or dirt?
sand
we are all flowers, and you are the dirt we grow in
262. What is better: walks on the beach with sand flying at you or walks in the
mountains with killer squirrels?
depends on who im walking with...
263. Are you scared of small animals?
no-i would just step on their heads if i felt threatened.
264. Alvin, Simon, or Theodore?
neither. when the hell are they gonna go through puberty?
265. Leave-in or Rinse-out?
rinse out
266. Straight, waves, or curls?
straight.
267. Who is your favorite power ranger?
power rangers fucking sucks.
268. Who is your favorite smurf?
smurfs fucking suck.
269. Who is your favorite GI Joe?
fuck you kid! i don't play with toys or watch power rangers!
270. Do you love Optimus Prime?
wow-you really must not have a life at all.
271. How did Optimus Prime die in Transformers - the movie?
shut the fuck up about Optimus! i don't fucking know.
272. Did you watch Pee Wee's Playhouse when you were little?
fuck no.
273. Would you watch it now if it was still on?
fuck no.
274. How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
You're asking the wrong person.
275. Will the world ever know?
how about you get off you stupid fucking ass and find out for yourself.
276. Did you have to go ask Owl to find out?
um...this is fucked up.
277. Winnie the Pooh, Tigger, Kanga, Roo, Piglet, Eeyore, Rabbit, or Owl?
those assholes!
they don't even help out eeyore
he's a manic depressive, homeless donkey and his stupid friends are too busy off in lala land eating honey to notice
278. Was Winnie The Pooh better as a cartoon or puppets?
cartoon
279. Have you ever been to Disneyland?
No�
280. Have you ever been to Disneyworld?
no.
281. If not, do you want to? If yes, do you want to go again?
no.
282. Have you ever been out of the country?
no.
283. If so, where?
fuck you.
284. Do you like where you live?
no.
285. Do a cart-wheel. Was that fun?
how about u go die in a corner instead.
286. Count your fingers. How many do you have?
10<- you fucking idiot
i don't see what the point of that question was-you are very lucky i have calmed down in the past 20 minutes
and grown accustomes to your utter stupidity.
287. How many times has Wile E. Coyote been squished?
i have nbo time for cartoons.
288. Do you secretly wish the road-runner would get caught?
sure. why the hell not.
289. Who is better: Sylvester or Tweety?
both are fucking losers
290. Is your room messy right now?
none of your fucking buisness.
291. Count your fingers again. How many do you have now?
7-in the past 40 seconds two of my fingers got chopped off while i was whittling a spear.
292. Are you sure you counted correctly?
I think i know how to count.
293. Do you have a thing for Peter Cottontail?
No�
294. Have you ever been in love with a cartoon character?
yes. all the time. that mickey is so hot.
295. What is your favourite TV show?
i don't know.
296. Who is your favourite cartoon character?
None�
297. Who is your favourite TV character?
NONE
298. What is your favourite awards show?
I DON'T HAVE A FAVORITE ANYTHING WHEN IT COMES TO TV! I WATCH WHAT IS ON! I
HAVE NO TIME TO THINK UP STUPID AWNSERS FOR YOUR STUPID QUESTIONS!
299. Do you think you are going to be famous one day?
no.
300. If so, for what? If no, why not?
why would i be famous?
301. What was the last certificate/award you got for?
The Literature award at grad.
302. Are you obsessed with sports?
Sports suck shit.
unless its taekuandoe, jujuitsu, kickboxing, boxing etc.
not shit ass sports where you run around chasing a ball wearing tight pants and knee pads.
303. What is your favorite sport?
don't do sports. if i had to choos-it would be boxing.
i was in a boxing tournament once....lmfao.
I got in 2 fights. remember that, d?
*hell fucking yes!
304. Do you watch or play that sport?
not anymore......
-y not?
you know damn well why not.
305. What is your favorite basketball team?
I don't watch basketball
306. What is your favorite baseball team?
don't watch/care for that either
307. What is your favorite hockey team?
don't do sports!
308. What is your favorite football team?
don't do football!
309. Favorite players?
I DON'T DO FUCKING SPORTS OKAY! JUST DROP IT AND MOVE ON!
496. What is your newspaper called?
I don't really think i quite understand how this inferrior question is at all relevant to the quiz.
..its the spectator
497. Do you enjoy work?
YES!!!! just as much as i enjoy filling out this fucking retarded quiz!
498. Do you consider yourself smart?
Perhaps.
499. Do you like your ears?
....what kind of fucked up question is that? Yes i admire them everyday in the mirror before i go to bed.
500. Do you know what?
Obviously i don't-and would not prefer to.
