| BEST MAGAZINE COVER EVER! |
| GOD HAS NOW BLESSED AMERICA |
| IN THE NEXT SECOND BONO'S BEAUTY WILL MEND THE BROKEN GLASS |
| YES, BOW DOWN TO HIM |
| ANOTHER FINE REASON TO TAKE UP SMOKING |
| LAST BUT NOT LEAST... |
| MACPHISTO LOOKING FAB AS USUAL |
| DO THEY REALIZE WHAT CLOSE-UPS OF BONO DO TO US? |
| YUMMY |
| WHAT? IS HE ALLOWED? |
| AND SO... THE GIRLS ARE SPEECHLESS |
| BONO WE SALUTE YOU! |
| GO OUT THERE AND SIN! SIN! |
| TWO NORMAL BONO'S IS ONE THING... |
| HEARTBREAK, HEARTBREAK |
| HOT STUFF |
| HE LOOKS BETTER AND BETTER EVERY DAY |
| ANOTHER ADORABLE PICTURE |
| COME A LITTLE CLOSER... |
| CLOSER... |
| GRAB HIM! WHERE'S THE VAN? |
| OH LORDY... |
| IS IT NORMAL FOR HEARTS TO SKIP SEVERAL BEATS? |
| HOW ABOUT EVERY BEAT? |
| WE ARE PREPARING THE ALTAR FOR SACRIFICE AS WE SPEAK |
| HOW TO CONVERT NUNS TO THE DARK SIDE |
| BEAUTIFUL BONO |
| WE WILL CONVERT BACK TO THE GOOD SIDE JUST SO THAT WE CAN SELL OUR SOULS TO THE DEVIL AGAIN! |
| THAT'S WHY WE DO NOT SEEK HIS AUTOGRAPH. WE WOULD DIE RIGHT ON THE SPOT. |
| FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON! WE CAN'T HANDLE THE BEAUTY. |
| BONO IN TERRY CLOTH...IT'S A GOOD THING. |