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[Fans of the Newly Formed House of Pain file into the Gund Arena to check out what could be one of the most entertaining program since the WWF.] [The Gund Arena goes black. Red, Blue and Green strobe lights flash in time throughout the darkness. They stop suddenly once again encasing the fans in darkness. Suddenly huge towers of flames shoot out from under the steel grates on the stage and from the turnbuckles on the ring as well as various isolates location in the arena. The Video wall sparks to life. Loud rock music plays as Jaime Doll and Demitri are displayed on the Video wall. Standing by them are two other men.] Jaime Doll: Welcome to House of Pain's Sunday Night Chaos. I'm Jaime Doll and standing to my right is none other than Demitri. Demitri: We've been busy at the House of Pain lately. With all the new recruits fighting with the ones who stayed with us since day one, our new Vice President, Christian decided we needed some more reporters. So trying out for a permanant job are Steve and Mike. Glad to have you aboard. [Steve, Mike, Demitri and Jaime Doll head in seperate directions as we fade off to a comercial break.]
(Comercials: House of Pain Killer X-mas, Mentos, Chevy, Truth)
[As we come back from a comercial, Slayer is now at the ring with a mic in his hand and the fans are still cheering as No Leaf Clover fades from the pa system and Slayer starts to speak.] Slayer: Now I got two things to say out here. Whoever I have to face tonight, they are goin' down! Whether it be Punisher, Slyder, Satan's Chylde, or Blade Insanity, I'm still gonna come out victorious! Because I am just plain that much better than all of them put together. Because what they fail to realize is that I have won more gold than the gold in all of their teeth put together, and trust me that's a lotta gold. I'm the greatest wrestler to grace the wrestling industry and tonight on Sunday Night Chaos I'm gonna prove it, by kicking some ass and taking names and whoever my first target is, he's gonna be taking his last breath. [The fans begin to go crazy as Slayer continues to talk.] Slayer: Now there was another thing that everyone seems to be talking about. Who is the girl that I like? [The fans get even louder.] Slayer: Yea well I figured I say that tonight. You see, there are a lot of kick ass women around here, and it was kinda tough to pick only ONE of them, but I did it. And that woman is... [Just as he's about to say who it is someone takes a horn and begins to blast it so no one can hear. Everyone else gets pissed and starts yelling which makes it even tougher to hear. Slayer continues to talk without knowing they heard nothing.] Slayer: Ok there now you know, I said it for all the people in this arena and all the people watching at home to hear. So the question has now been answered and it's all over with. You know what, this interview's over I'm gonna look for her right now. [Slayer drops the mic and leaves the ring as No Leaf Clover blares on the pa system. He leaves the ring and walks up the rampway and walks backstage.] [Jaime Doll fidgets nervously outside a locker room door, simply labeled, "R & E" She raises a hand to knock on the door, but before she can the door opens a crack and Everlast peers out at her.] "Yes?" the slender woman asks, smiling in what she would call a warm manner, but only managing to scare Jaime more. Jaime Doll: Umm..I'm here to ask you and Rune a few questions... [Everlast frowns before nodding slightly, opening the door and motioning Jaime into the semidark interior of the room] Everlast: Rune Dearest..we have a visitor. [Something rustles in the darkness for a few seconds before Rune steps into the candlelight, dark, curly hair swept back from her face, clad in a blood red bodysuit with black runes scattered all over it] Rune: New model? [Everlast chuckles,] Everlast: No..not quite. Female interviewer. Rune: Oh. I suppose that's alright. Speak while you can woman..I don't like to be kept waiting. [Jaime swallows hard and shifts her weight from foot to foot] Jaime Doll: Well..you're both in the tournament coming up..and well..you've got some tough competition. So far, no seems to be taking any notice of you. How do you... Rune: They will soon. As Everlast has stated. These things take time..and we have all eternity to wait. All I have to say is this..whoever my first opponent happens to be, be prepared. For you will be the first Sacrifice..the first of many. And then you will be shown the way to Eternity...now then Jaime..I suggest you leave while you can. [Jaime wastes no time ins scrambling out of the locker room, suddenly deathly afraid. Soft laughter follows her out the door.] [Soft violins play over the PA system and soon a piano acompanies it. The lights go out and blue strobe lights flash. On teh video wall the words "Satan's Chylde" is displayed in bloody leters. She heads out to the ring and rabs a mic as the music dies down.] Chylde: For years I have strugled. For years I have supressed the pain. The pain of the darkside. For years i have fought..men and women alike. Now, now your card is up. Punisher, it's your time. Blade Insanity, your time has long ago run out as well. Both of you are dead men walking. If you boys don't make it to me in this tournament, then consider yourselves lucky. [Satan's Chylde shifts her hair out of her face. Her black vinyl catsuit shimmers under the lights.] Chylde: As for Slayer. As I've stated, The point of a faction, it's to help one another out. It's to watch eachother's backs. It's to get rid of the lowly scum adn no-talent losers such as Punisher and Blade. Myself, Rune, Everlast, Slyder. that's why we're together. It's the common bonds we share. Slayer, I've stated also that I am willing to put my dislikes for you aside. I've done it in the past. In ICW, I put my diferences aside for a man whom called himself Reaper. We hated eachother yet we co-existed only for the sake of our team mates. It's a two way street. I've stated where I stand..the rest, it's up to you. [Satan's Chylde tosses her mic at the ring announcer and leans against a turnbuckle, waiting. When suddenly, the Video wall sparks to life, showing Punisher walking towards the ring.] [The new recruit, Mike heads over to him and asks for an interview. Punisher sends the man away and begins to speak to the people] PUNISHER: I can't wait to this upcoming tourny, I swear I am gonna leave a trail of bodys that the HoP as never seen in their history. Speaking of history ,I am the only original wrestler in this fed. Raven , Mankiller , Vegeta their all gone and who is the person who never quit?, who is the person that stayed loyal to this fed when people said to leave?. The simple answer is ME, THE FUCKIN PUNISHER. That is why when I say I am the MAN in this fed I mean it. Now on to current events , Slayer says I am a no talent jobber and that I will never hold a title in this fed. Well I have news for him and the whole HoP, I intend to win the world title and that is exactly what I am going to do. I do not have to kiss womens ass's in the Hop to win a match like Slayer. I only have a couple of things to say left and one is I pray to god that you other wrestlers are ready to go to a hospital because that is were I am going to send you. The last thing is nothin but me sayin the true words of THAT'S THE FUCKIN BOTTOM LINE!!!!!! [Punisher continues to head to the ring.] [Back in the ring, Satan's Chylde stands up, a smile on her face. Suddenly "Oh Hell Yeah" plays loudly. The fans chere as Punisher makes a beeline for the ring.] [Satan's Chylde leans over the ropes talking trash to Punisher. He stands at the apron and grabs her feet, pulling her to the floor.] [Punisher lays into Satan's Chylde with a few right hands and ends with a clothesline.] [Chylde is down. Punisher rolls into the ring and the ref starts the match.] [Chylde is up. She rolls into the ring. Punisher with a stomp to the face but Chylde grabs his foot and trips him.] [Chylde lays right hands into Punisher's face. The ref issues a five-count. At five he pulls her off. She breaks away and goes back at bashing Punisher's face.] [The ref issues another five-count. This time Chylde backs off at two. She slides out of the ring.] [Punisher follows Chylde. Punisher with a drop toe hold, sending Chylde face-first into the protective barrier.] [Chylde is up again and is busted on the forehead.] [Punisher with a right hand but Chylde blocks it and counters with a ddt.] [Chylde grabs a chair. The ref tries to stop her but she pushes him out of the way.] [ Punisher is up.] [Chylde swings the chair at his head. He ducks and she hits the turnbuckle.] [Chylde drops the chair.] [Punisher tries for the Punishing Stunner but Chylde reverses it into her own finisher, Return to Hell.] [Chylde picks the chair back up and whacks Punisher on the back with it.] [The ref calls for the bell.] Announcer: The winner by disqualification..Punisher! [Chylde hits him two more times with the chair before grabbing a mic.] Chylde: Punisher, you won! Congrats but look who's standing! [Satan's Chylde drops the mic and spits on Punisher's limp body. Her music plays.] [Chylde heads up the ramp as we fade to a comercial cbreak.]
(comercials: McDonalds, WWF Raw is War, Dell Computers, House of Pain Wednesday Night Mayhem.)
[The video wall comes back to life once again showing Slayer walking down the hallway. New House of Pain reporter, Steve had caught up with Slayer and tried to get a word with him as he was walking.] Steve: Uhh Slayer where are you going? Who do you like? Slayer: What do you have terrible ears? I said it already! Besides I'm going to her office right now. [Slayer continues walking and Steve stops as cameras try to keep up with Slayer. They show him stop at a door and as camera slowly pan up they catch a glimpse of what the door and it says Prez Angel's Office . Then the scene cuts to the ringside area for another match] [American Badass plays. Blade heads to the ring and grabs a mic.] Blade: You know, there's too much talking going on around here. I'm just the person to shut some of these morons up. So whoever my opponent is, get down here so I can show you what Insanity is all about. [Stupify plays. Slyder steps out onto the stage. He waits until his music dies down.] Blade: Come on down Slyder. You do some of the most talking around. I'll be glad to shut you up. [Slyder does not move. He stands there and a different song plays one not heard in House of Pain before.] [Three more figures join him on the stage. Satan's Chylde to the left of Slyder, Rune to the right and Everlast next to Satan's Chylde.] [The four stand there as Blade taunts them even more.] Blade: Four of you huh? Well three of you are lowly women. Women don't belong in the ring. Come on! We'll have a gauntlet right here right now. [Still they do not move. Blade gets frustrated and slides out of the ring. He walks in a beeline to the group. He pushes Slyder.] [Slyder just laughs as the group forms a circle around him. The lights go off. When they come back on Blade is battred and cut in various places. Blood pours from his wounds. ] [The group is standing over him. Slyder pulls a mic out of his jacket.] Slyder: Enough of you. You are an example. I want everyone who isn't aligned with us to look at him. Look at how we've humbled him. Look at Blade. Oh we know the meaning of Insanity, Blade but obviously, you don't. [Slyder tosses the mic down and Kindred heads to the back as we fade to the last comercial of the night.]
(Comercials: Sony Playstation 2, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, House of Pain Wrestling School, House of Pain Killer X-mas.)
[The house of Pain theme song plays as Angel and Christian Devyne and Don all head down to the ring. A tumbler has been placed on a table in the ring. Christian grabs a mic.] Christian: In this tumbler, every wrestler on the house's roster has been placed. We will draw names out of this tumbler to see who faces who in the first round. Are you ready Angel? [Angel Nods.] [Don pulls a name out of the tumbler. He hands it to Angel who opens the ball. Angel shows the camera and Christian the name.] Christian: Well the first person is Blade Insanity. [Don pulls another name out and they repeat the process.] Christian: Fighting Blade will beRune. [Again Don pulls a name out.] Christian: Next is Punisher. [They repeat the process again] Christian: Fighting Punisher is Everlast. [Don Pulls another ball containing the name] Christian: Next Up is Satan's Chylde. Christian: Fighting Satan's Chylde will be Slayer Christian: And finally, Garage Man Zombie. [Don pulls the last tumbler out.] Christian: GMZ, you will be facing Slyder. [Angel takes the mic.] Angel: There is your line up for the first round of the tournament. I wish all combatants good luck. [the House of Pain's song plays as Chaos goes off the air.]
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