Th   This could end up being my random crap page, of course the most random thing I have is this picture of me on a bunch of stools...[lame]

                !Jakes Rap From begining to end Yo!
I was out my mother flat on my back and then she almost had a heart attack my head was cone shaped I could sadly relate to the cone-heads yo for sure. I grew a little had really big cheeks when I got hit Id make a really big squeak, what a geek yo. Got up to 5 and a bit taller yo for sure you know how it goes holla, well then my bro started picking on me he start punching my face and make me fall on my knees well thats behind me and as you can see currently Im tall and skinny no check please oh fho sheezzy my neezzy. Well in forth grade my teacher was a hag all the popular girls calling me a fag WOAH well then there was 5th and that was a wiff of stank yo. All the girls were trippen and the guys were dippen in the looney bin Oh for sure go to the store. Well anyway then came 6th I had two wierd teachers and a stupid hair doo I know you ladies cant believe It was stupider than it is now but holy kung pow I cant lie about that a ratta tat tat then there was 7th and it was the opposite of heaven I hated my life then I knew it was a sin but then again there was my friend mike and we took a hike to oneighty and it be latey I grew a small crustach and some crustach-side burns but hey who cares when they be adjurned YO. Mike went to the army and that sucked yo sorry that didnt ryhme is that a crime yo? Well whatever happened now Im in 8th and some people still do not appreciate me but hey that just means that Im big with christ so I can be nice to those mean to me I can see them in hell burnin not turnin while im in heavin doing something like bevin whatever that is yo. But hey Im still stupid and I make mistakes almost everyday everyway I have heartaches and Im takin time making ryhmes oh for sure sometimes I dont think I can take anymore yo are you down with that. I aint got the feelings and the agility of a cat not even half of that my mind sometimes goes blank and I cant think straight maybe I wont ever be able to till im at the pearly gate. so this be jake for real yo the real deal yo Im pretty sure Ill never eat just a banna peal yo and all the homies who know me and play tic tac toey say im strange for sure and something wierd to endure for sure
-J-doggness