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JAN 07, 2000

Q. What's the difference between your paycheck and your cock?

A. You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

JAN 06, 2000

Q. What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?

A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or Wife, but you can't beat a blowjob

JAN 05, 2000

Q. Why does a penis have a hole in the end?

A. So men can be open minded.

JAN 04, 2000

Q: What's the speed limit of sex?

A: 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.

JAN 03, 2000

Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?

A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

JAN 02, 2001

A salesman in a strange city was feeling horny and wanted release. He inquired for the address of a good house of ill repute. He was told to go to 365 East West Street.

By mistake, however, he went to 365 West East Street, the office of a podiatrist. Being met by a beautiful woman in a white uniform surprised, but intrigued him. She directed him to an examining room and told him to uncover, and that someone would be with him soon.

The man loved the thought of the table and the reclining chair, and was really getting aroused because of the strange and different approach this house offered. Finally, the doctor's assistant, a really gorgeous redhead, entered the room and found the man sitting in the chair with his generous member in his hand.

"My goodness", she exclaimed, "I was expecting to see a foot."

"Well," replied the man, "if you're going to complain about a couple of inches, then I'll take my business elsewhere!"

JAN 01, 2001

On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" The kid says, "Yeah."

The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a taillight on that bike." The cop proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket.

The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" Humoring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did."

The kid says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a Dick underneath the horse, instead of on top."