Description: This is a day that people buy video games for everyone
Rave Day: Lights, music, and trippy things are celebrated
Description: This is a day that people buy trippy things for one another
Sex Day: Sex is celebrated
Description: This is a day where porn and sex toys are given to everyone
Pot Day: Yeah Pot!!!
Description: Everyone gives pot to friends
International Drug Day: All intoxicants are celebrated
Description: I'm not sure, but if we had one, everyone would have something to celebrate, thus, everyone is intocicated...except maybe Doctors. And cops. That would be bad. Imagine a stoned cop with a radar gun. That would spawn a speed limit for walking. Hey I wonder why those guns work, I mean, light travels pretty fast, how come...
And Insense Day: Yeah Pot!!!
Description: Uhh...hmm...Yeah Pot!!
Get Pissed Day: Celebrates Drinking
Description: Everyone gets pissed. Or pisses. It would suck not to be able to piss. Especially for an entire day. So, when do we not have a get pissed day? But if you get pissed, you have to piss. In other words, St. Patricks day already exists.
Sports Day: To celebrate Sports.
Description: Play a sport. I don't really care about this day. Speaking of sports, have you realized that hockey is the only cold sport played indoors, except figure skating and curling. But, curling isn't really a sport. Curling isn't a sport unless you're drunk. That's why darts is a sport. And Golf. And chess. No, chess isn't a sport when you're drunk, it's just full contact.