Red:
People who like red tend to be tigers in the sack.
They are easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable. Once the
sexual spark is ignited, it may take hours to extinguish. When two reds
get together, the ensuing erotica could make Lady Chatterly blush. Lovers
of red tend to be aggressors and weaker colors should be aware.
Yellow:
If you
tend to favor yellow, your sexual drives are complex and turn toward the
adaptable. In most cases the person will consent to the stronger partner's
desires in a passive manner. You will never enjoy sex to the fullest, but
you will never turn down an invitation from somebody you enjoy or
admire.
Pink:
Persons who like pink show a reluctance to mature
in sexual matters: women tend to tease, to promise more than they intend
to deliver. In some cases they flaunt their femininity -- but because they
secretly hate men. A great percentage of prostitutes boast entire
wardrobes in pink. Men who like pink are the philanderers and flirts. They
are the type who will make three dates for the same evening and not keep
one, preferring to pick up a dish in some bar instead. Women whose
husbands like pink should keep a secret nest egg
Purple:
Lovers of purple
frequently consider themselves to be too sophisticated for a fun romp in
the sack. Women sometimes are the type who hate to mess their hair. Men
are business-like in their approach to lovemaking. In both sexes purple
partners are more concerned with their fulfillment than anyone else's
gratification.
Black:
Black color
preferences point to black sex (not necessarily meaning black partners).
These people are the misfits of the sex world and seek out each other in
kinship. They tend to prefer perverted sex and are usually masochistic or
sadistic in nature. They are moody people and often perform at their peak
when under stress or during unhappy times. Police psychiatrists claim that
sex offenders prefer the color black. And it is no coincidence that the
uniform of mobsters and teenage gangs is black attire.
Green:
Those who prefer
green are fresh and innocent in their approach to sex. Women who love
green will always make love like virgins all their life. And a man may
always be a trifle clumsy and awkward but in a charming and endearing sort
of way. Green lovers are gentle, but not passionate. If chosen as a mate,
one will never need worry about infidelity.
Orange:
Lovers of the color
orange lean toward sexual fantasies. The sex act is regarded as a dramatic
one-act play in which they are the star. Foreplay is as important as the
act of love. They whisper sweet nothings, meaningless dialogue; they feel
it is their image. Orange people often do not experience orgasm -- but
they put on a darn good act. Men tend to pull their partner's hair, and
women leave red welts on the sex partner's back.
Brown:
If you love brown, you're a real treasure for the
right mate. Brown lovers tend to be warm and deep, sensitive to the needs
and desires of their partners. Sex is a 24 hour a day thing. Where you
can't say "I love you" often enough. Snuggling by the fire, walking in the
rain or catching snowflakes on their tongue is a turn-on to a lover of
brown. They need lots of time and privacy to make love. But their emotions
are such that one harsh word could end the affair.
Gray:
The color gray is preferred by people who are
indecisive. They can't get excited about anything -- including color -- so
they choose a noncommittal shade. Men who prefer gray look at sex as a way
of relieving tension -- but nothing more, nothing less. It's wham, bam,
thank you ma'am. Women don't make love, they have intercourse. And for one
of two reasons only: to accommodate their mate, or to become pregnant.
They count the cracks in the bedroom plaster until the sex act is over
with and done. But when teamed with another color, the gray spouse
considers the other's infidelity a blessing. When a gray marries another
gray, the marriage is made in heaven.
Blue:
Lovers of blue are wonderful sex partners. They
are affectionate and sensitive to their partner's needs. They consider
love making a fine art and their approach is elegant. Men who love blue
are like concert pianists, delicately ravaging their partner like they
would play a baby grand. Women in the blue category enjoy sex to the
fullest. They are exciting partners but their passion may be compared to a
tidal wave rather than fiery aggression. Both women and men enjoy foreplay
and the aftermath of lovemaking, as much as the sex act itself. In
marriage a blue person is a wonderful mate -- never seeking outside
interests.
White:
If a person is infatuated with white, sex often
seems filthy. These people are puritanical in nature. French kissing is
obscene and to make love in the daylight is unheard of. Women who love
white will undress beneath the covers. Men will shower before and after
the sex act. These people still use pet names for their
genitals.
