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Name:
B. Day

Favorite Television shows:
These are pretty much the only ones I watch . . .
Gilmore Girls
Monk
Smallville
Star Trek: Enterprise
Stargate SG-1
etc...

Favorite Music:
Pretty much anything. I listen to everything from "Jars of Clay" (Gospel) and streamline christian to "Jewel" to "Red Hot Chili Peppers" and "Smash Mouth," go figure. Not to mention I like (sometimes love, depending) instrumental music (all kinds.)

Favorite Movies:
"The Matrix"
"The Green Mile"
"The Joy Luck Club"
"The Lord of The Rings" (all)
"Titanic"
"Speed"
"Stargate"
"The Ghost and the Darkness"
"The Truman Show"
"Midnight In the Garden of Good and Evil"
Not necessarily in that particular order . . .
I like action, comedy, drama, horror, and docudrama(kinda) movies. Okay, so what don't I like?

Favorite food(s):
Food is good, but I'll narrow that down. I LOVE mushrooms cooked till their brown in butter, yummy... Oh and Snow Crab (or King Crab) legs, shrimp and lobster. I love pizza (with pepperoni, extra cheese, canadian bacon, and mushrooms is my fav), spaghetti, stuffed mushrooms, some chinese food, Ramen noodle soup, and lots of Italian food. I'm not partial to candy or anything sweet, but I do have a sweet tooth from time to time. Sugar usually makes me sick to my stomach.

Favorite thing to drink:
Water, Orange Juice, Sunkist, Coca Cola, Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, and milk.

Favorite quotes:
"It's not the fall that kills ya, it's the sudden stop at the end!"
"If the truth is out there, then why are we still here?"
"Two drops in the bucket, mother... (ahem)"
"Believe what the mind sees, and be wise. Believe what the eyes see, and be a fool."
"Life is like a river. You go with the flow, until you hit a tree."
"Love is like a fire. It burns forever, until someone blows it out."
"The winds of time will never blow away a true friend."
"Was that over the top? I can never tell."
"I'm forever yours, temporally."
"We are all lost and confused in an unforgiving world that we call 'Home'."
"I'm normal . . . Everyone else is crazy."
"I'm not weird!... I'm gifted."
"Caffine'll kill ya!"
"If you don't learn from other people's mistakes, you'll spend your entire life learning from your own."
"The wisest words speakth from thy soul." Hey, I said that! REALLY!

Favorite Colors in order:
Purple (all)
Blue (most)
White (purest of the pure)
Black (Jet and usually mixed with any other color)
Red (as in the darkest blood red)
Green (amlost all)
Pink (fuchsia, not baby)
Yellow (it's yellow)

Favorite Songs: some songs have lyrics available, highlighted in blue
House on Fire   Arkarna
River   Garth Brooks
Breed   Lauren Christy
Me   Paula Cole
Here with me   Dido
Iris & Lazy Eye   Goo Goo Dolls
A Batman Overture   Elliot Goldenthal
Time of Your Life   Green Day
Flood   Jars of Clay
Pieces of You & Painters & Angel Standing By   Jewel
Frozen & Shanti & Ray of Light & Has to Be   Madonna
Remember Me & Angel   Sarah McLachlan
Fun for Me   Moloko
I Swear   John Michael Montgomery
Front Row & That I Would be Good & Can't Not & One & Heart of the House & Perfect & Hand in My Pocket & Forgiven & Mary Jane & Not the Doctor & Wake Up   Alanis Morissette
Around the World & Scar Tissue & Parallel Universe & Road Trippin'   Red Hot Chili Peppers
The Fonz & Padrino   Smash Mouth
1979   The Smashing Pumpkins
Mama   Spice Girls only song on the album I like
If I Ever (Loose My Faith)   Sting
Walk On the Ocean   ???
I Can Only Imagine   Mercy Me
Elvis Gospel Songs

And much, much, much, mucho loco more... (think more than 500..)

Things I hate most:
People telling me what I should do (or have done), people telling me "Never mind" after I've went out of my way to see what they wanted. Being ignored ranks high, people bothering me when I'm busy. These are the main causes of death in my town. Need I say more?

Favorite thing read on a Tombstone:
"Here lies Lester Moore
Died of 4 shots from a .44
No Less
No More"

Favorite thing on a T-shirt that I can't have:
"INNOCENT BYSTANDER" (Namely because they say I'm not innocent)
(picture: McDonald's arch colored green) "Marijuana: Over one billion stoned" (I can't have it because it's in Florida and I didn't have the money to by it at the time)

Favorite thing on a T-shirt that I have (can have):
"Perfect Angel Gone Bad"     &     "Spoiled Brat"


Ok now I'm gonna ramble a bit. If you don't like it, tough. Just hit that scroll button on the right side of your screen there.

Common things you will hear in the south.

^bam^ "I said get away from my car! That was only a warning shot!"

^screech^ ^crash^ "Oops... I guess I didn't hit the breaks soon enough, huh?"

^crash^ ^bam^ ^pow^ (The bitter sweet sound of seven dogs at dinner time.)

(A bright unknown light appears.) "It's Elvis! He's come home!"

"Who's gonna stop me?!?!" (sirens sound and cops pull up) "Heh."

"Banks smanks! I don't need know banks!" ::pause:: "Now where did I bury that sock?"

"I'm not as think as you drunk I am."

"I wonder what would happen if we lit his bed on fire with those firecrackers in it?"

"I've got an idea! Why don't we lit this entire box of matches at once in my room?" (This really happened to me...)

"Hey, why don't we try to make a bomb out of these firecrackers?" (this, too, happened to me...)

I think you know a lot about me now.
Also I'm single-minded (not simple! single!).
That means I can only focus on one thing at a time.
Which being forgetful don't help any either...
Any more questions?

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