Have you heard the old adage, Men are form Mars, Women are from Venus and drummers are from Pluto? 

Well… Andy "Amoeba man" was most definitely spawned on the great gaseous plains of Pluto!

Sent as a gift to the Norfolk people by the Plutonian High Commission in a freak asteroid storm (so as not to draw attention), his momentous mission is to continue the life beat of the ICENI TRIBE.

Life on another planet does not come without its sacrifices, the only food source on Earth, which will sustain such a life form as Andy, is commonly known as Chocolate. You will however, not be able to observe the consummation of the food as Plutonians instantaneously absorb their sustenance through the process of osmosis, and it never touches the sides!

Music is his life blood and as with all beings from his planet he is never quiet, why, even during his daily regeneration process his rhythmic reverberations can be heard from the North Norfolk coast as far as the Suffolk border.

When he is not beating out the Iceni message he strives to keep his true heritage a secret. He can be observed some weekends watching Formula 1 racing and dreaming of his childhood which he spent worshipping his hero Ayrtonian Sennar at the Intergalactic space pod races on Moonaco 9.

His secretive nature is enhanced by the fact that he bears the sign of the Scorpio, (which is not visible to us humans) on his left buttock, being a Scorpio becomes like a religion to the Plutonian. At times of great euphoria during a gig, Andy can be seen participating in the sacred ceremony of the naked nipples.

The urge to reach out to their native planet is great in all Plutonians, Andy is no exception. He spends a great deal of our lunar cycle surfing the digital waves known to us Earthlings as the Internet. Hiding his alien technology in a dimly lit back bedroom, this cosmic traveller works continuously at perfecting his communication network, using www.icenitribe.co.uk as a front.

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