Conducted August 21, 2003
Me: Hey, what is going down?
Tim: nothing much, just cleaning my room and it is a grip of work
Me: ready to interview?
Tim: yea lets go
Me: ok...where is your butter?
Tim: In the fridge. actually, margarine. we don't have butter.
Me: What is the best Lucky Charms marshmallow?
Tim: hm..I don't keep track cause I am too busy eating them.
Me: Devo?
Tim: I prefer Deebo.
Me: What was your gross income for 2000?
Tim: Probably like 300 dollars or something
Me: Dog or cat?
Tim: It's not that simple. they are equally useful but serve different purposes. dogs are fun because you can play outside with them. cats are nice because they sleep in your bed and it is relaxing to pet them.
Me: Where do you buy groceries?
Tim: Albertson's
Me: Sushi?
Tim: Bless you. haha, I've never had it.
Me: Name of your high school sweetheart?
Tim: well, they are always fighting over me so I just let them each have a turn. Some at least, haha. Not the nasty ones.
Me: Define "nasty".
Tim: girls who wear too much makeup and/or dress like hoes
Me: Toronto or Montreal?
Tim: montreal because they are called the canadiens. "maple leafs" is a weak name.
Me: Nice. What are you eating?
Tim: Um...frozen blueberries and apple juice.
Me: Really? Can I have some?
Tim: Yeah, haha it was free.
Me: Last thing you did with a relative?
Tim: I watched the Bill Cosby show with my sisters tonight.
Me: Who let the dogs out?
Tim: Some negligent groundskeeper. i'm sure he was fired for it.
Me: What is one thing people say about you the most?
Tim: They say I have beautiful feet with the second toes longer than the first toes. Actually they don't really say that ever but they should.
Me: Salty or Sweet?
Tim: Sweet, in moderation.
Me: How do you feel about paper clips?
Tim: I had to use one to read Jane Eyre because it had notes on the text so I had to keep looking in the back of the book for the notes and I didn't want to keep looking and my bookmark kept falling out so I used a paperclip. So I really respect them because they proved to be quite useful.
Me: Nice. Children?
Tim: They are cool sometimes. When they behave and they are younger than second or third grade, then they are awesome.
Me: Do you eat breakfast?
Tim: during the school year mostly because in the summer i get up way late and then it's lunch time.
Me: Drink of choice?
Tim: Nonfat milk. Nothing worth eating doesn't go perfectly with it.
Me: Middle name?
Tim: David B.
Me: Why don't you want the world to know your second middle name, Timmy David B.?
Tim: because it is fun to keep them guessing sometimes.
Me: Middle child?
Tim: Yea my sisters are 20 and 11
Me: Inseam?
Tim: 36
Me: Geez, 36...tall kid. Funniest comic?
Tim: It's a tie between Calvin and Hobbes and The Far Side. But for current ones...Dilbert.
Me: What movie should I rent?
Tim: Momento. It will make you think.
Me: What do you quote the most?
Tim: What movie? Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Me: What was the last book you read?
Tim: Death Comes to the Archbishop, by Willa Cather
Me: Is it warm there?
Tim: It would be hell-esque, but the ceiling fan is on. so it is pleasant.
Me: Friday or Saturday?
Tim: Friday because it is often festive at school and you have the whole weekend ahead of you.
Me: Ever been on a date?
Tim: Only if prom and formal count, haha. I mean...millions of them. I can't remember ever not going on a date.
Me: Do you bite your fingernails?
Tim: Heavens yes
Me: Do you speak Swedish?
Tim: not often. Blindside can.
Me: Indeed they can. Being Swedish helps.
INTERVIEW TO BE COMPLETELY TYPED WHEN I GET SOME SLEEP! COME BACK SOON!