Tim: I don't drink coffee with anything. I don't drink it at all because it is not good.
Me: Do you smoke?
Tim: Yes, and a variety of things. Pretty much anything flammable.
Me: Where is Ed going?
Tim: He just got back from the waterpark today.
Me: What is on your keychain?
Tim: A small blue swiss army knife, a green bay packers bottle opener, a lego man missing his legs and 1.5 of his arms, and a library card.
Me: Chocolate milk?
Tim: ooh sick, no thanks. what a corruption of perfectly good milk.
Me: Uptown or downtown?
Tim: Around town. Actually, all around town.
Me: Girl friend or Girlfriend?
Tim: it depends on the day of the week, i suppose.
Me: What was your last dental work?
Tim: I went in a couple of weeks ago and had my teeth x-rayed so they could have a look-see at my wisdom teeth.
Me: How many wisdom teeth do you have?
Tim: 4. I think I am getting them out over Christmas break.
Me: Have you ever broken a bone?
Tim: Yes I have fractured my thumb and my tailbone. And I smashed my skull once when I was really pissed.
Me: Steve Martin or Bill Murray?
Tim: definitely Steve Martin. Murray's not bad but Steve Martin is genius
Me: True. What is in your car's CD player or tape player?
Tim: Destination: Beautiful by Mae. But that is not exactly typical of my musical preference. They are a weird exception.
Me: I love Mae. I am listening to them now.
Tim: Usually my music is much harder
Me: Haha, Mae and Blindside, I bet we are the only two who enjoy that combo. How are you doing today?
Tim: Fine n' dandy.
Me: What article of clothing do you wear that everyone hates?
Tim: I have a shirt that says "GOD'S NOT DEAD" from a band called officer negative and a lot of people don't like that because it is a parody of a shirt that says "PUNK'S NOT DEAD" and that pisses them off.
Me: Are you a good liar?
Tim: Yesssss... ;)
Me: What was the last thing you bought at Target?
Tim: My mom bought a closet shoe organizer for me.
Me: You needed it, judging by the mess in there. I MEAN...I've never been in your room when you weren't there or smelled your pillow or anything.
Tim: oh so it was(nt) you.
Me: Nope, definitely not. Bikini or one piece?
Tim: Depends on who's wearing it.
Me: You.
Tim: Speedo.
Me: Hair: long or short?
Tim: long
Me: Last time you got flowers sent to you?
Tim: I haven't, actually.
Me: Can you roll your tongue?
Tim: Yeth
Me: Have you ironed anything lately?
Tim: no
Me: Who is your emergency contact?
Tim: My Aunt Carol
Me: Can I call your emergency contact?
Tim: She works at the church. No, I wouldn't.
Me: Are you a Marxist?
Tim: Unfortunately, human nature prevents Marxism from feasability, or else I would be.
Me: What color is your couch?
Tim: We have a blue one and a burgundy one.
Me: What do you think of me?
Tim: You are pretty nosy, I must say.
Me: What color is my hair?
Tim: Brown.
Me: Beatles?
Tim: Sorry, but they're not that good. (I object!)
Me: Mac or PC?
Tim: I use PC but I like Mac for this reason...Ellen Feiss endorses Mac and she is so cool. In fact, I think she will be the answer to the high school sweetheart question.
Me: Did you wash your hands?
Tim: Yes, repeatedly.
Me: What color is your shirt?
Tim: White with blue text and the yellow bakersfield police department crest. It is from 1985.It is from my dad.
Me: 1985? It's older than you! Love?
Tim: Love is good. Like I said, everyone should love everyone. It's all love. All of the world's problems wuld be over in an instant if we loved everyone like we love ourselves.
Me: Have you ever been to Minnesota?
Tim: No. My sister was there earlier this summer.
Me: Best chess piece?
Tim: The knight. He is so sneaky! Nobody sees him coming.
Me: How big is your bed?
Tim: Too small. It is a twin and my feet hang off that bad boy severely.
Me. Haha I have a Queen. Soup?
Tim: Jerk. Definitely! Soup hooks it up. I like tomato, split pea, bean and bacon, potato...
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