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| A Bats Night Out |
| Two bats were just hanging upside down inside of thier cave one night, when they saw a friend of thiers return from the nights hunt, his face completely smeared with copious amounts of residual blood. The two hanging bats eagerly asked their freind where he had gotten such a payload. The flying bat bitterly replied that it was none of their business, and kept flapping on towards his section of the den. His two friends pursued him, and continued to pester him until he finally gave in. "Follow me." Their frind said reluctantly. so off they flew. After a short period of time, the bats came upon a forest: their usual hunting ground. The leading bat stops and perches below a nearby tree limb, where his friends quickly follow him. "Well... Where is it?" Asks one of the lead bats friends impatiently. "Do you see that large oak?" He asks, motioning towards a massive tree that lay some twenty feet to the right. "The one with the particularly dark colored bark?" His freinds all nod. "Good... because I didn't." |
| A man going by the name of Mel, was laying down carpet in some womans home. As he was finishing, he got a craving for a cigarette. Upon reaching into his tool box, Mel found that his cigarettes had gone missing. Mel looked around the room and discovered a small lump protruding from the carpet, at the opposite end of the room. Mel, being the astute fellow he was, immediately put two and two together and concluded that he must have dropped his pack and laid the carpet over them without noticing. Mel decided that, rather than waste time peeling the entire thing back, he would just hammer the lump down until it was unnoticable. He could, afterall, pickup some more at the liqour store on his way back from lunch hour. Once he had accomplished his task, the owner of the house happened to walk by, noticed him and complemented him on the wonderful work he'd done with the floor. "The carpet looks absolutely gorgeous Mel!" She exclaimed. "Oh! by the way, "I found these in the kitchen." With that, she produced a carton of cigarettes... Mel's cigarettes. Dumbfounded, Mel thanked her and held up the package to his eyes in utter bewilderment. "One more thing," she added hastily, "have you seen my gerbil?" |
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| -Welcome to the Jokes Page! The midi on this page is from one of my fav. video games, Megaman X, which premiered on the SNES conslole in all it's pixelated glory. This particular piece stems from the Armored-armadillo level. (Strange name...I know.) It should be known, firsthand, that this page's contents may either cause people to chuckle, or cause them to tearfully question our societies morals. In other words, as depicted by Officer Mihoshi, below, what you may think is funny, is not always what everyone else thinks is funny. So if, and when, you decide to submit a joke that you believe may contain illicit material, please keep in mind that a slight amount of moral still runs through these veins of mine. Still though, we are all entitled to our own opinions, and I find Ms. Mihoshi's little misadventures to be very humorous. Thusly, one of her photos found it's way here, to remind us all about commonsense, and the humor found within the lack-thereof. Enough ranting then... please enjoy a look around the page, you might actually get a laugh or two. When youre done, you can submit one of your own if you feel the urge. Just remember that although I appreciate any, and all, help, I will not hesitate to deny an entries right to post if I see fit. Enjoy! |
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