Special Guest
Steve: I'm good Abe. Thanks for asking.
Abe: If you're going to be our roommate we'll need to know what you do for a living.
Steve: I'm an actor.
Abe: An actor? That doesn't sound too promising. Have you been in anything good?
Steve: Well I was in Armageddon.
Abe: Eh. Wait? Wasn't Liv Tyler in that?
Steve: Yes she was.
Abe: Way to go! Awww but Affleck was in that too so that cancles it out. Too bad.Anything else?
Steve: I was in Fargo, people seemed to like that.
Abe: Never heard of it.
Steve: Umm I played Willy "the Weasel" in Rising Sun.
Abe: Strike three. You should have said Con-Air, that movie was awesome. But you didn't. Well ladies and gents that was Steve Bescemi. Let's have a round of appluse.
Pat: Hi Abe. I'd rather be called Patty.
Abe: Umm okay. Hey you're a girl!
Patty: Yeah, so?
Abe: Ken told me there'd be a Pat but I figured you'd be a guy.....and you're not.
Patty: Is that a problem?
Abe: Actualy it is, Patty. See ya later.
Patty: Well that's not fair.
Abe: So what? It's my show and I said get off my stage, sister.
Seth: I'd have to say Spider-Man.
Abe: One point for Seth.
Ken: Do you have a job?
Seth: Yeah I work in a factory making the boxes for Jello.
Abe: Cool, so you work for Bill?
Seth: Bill?
Abe: Bill Cosby.
Seth: Ha no. I just make boxes.
Abe: What do you think Ken?
Ken: Looks like he's in.
Abe: My words exactly. Welcome to our apartment Seth. I hope you've seen treats.kidsbooth because you'll be on it a lot.
Seth: I have no idea what you're talking about but it sounds good to me.
Take That, Prince of Mirkwood