Take That, Prince of Mirkwood
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| comc #23 September 15th, 2004 Take That, Prince of Mirkwood |
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| Abe: This is a story about three boys fulfilling a dream. This was something Ken and I had been waiting to do for a long, long time. After Seth moved in we figured it'd be a great way to show him "how we roll" so to speak. That's the front Ken's car making its way across the state line into California. If you arn't on the edge of your seat now, you shall be soon. | |||||||||||||||
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| Abe: You guessed it! The three of us drove to Hollywood to beat up Orlando Bloom. That's me yelling to Ken and Seth that I found his room. | |||||||||||||||
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| Abe: First we busted down the door, Orlando saw us come in and yelled for help but it was too late. I punched him in his stupid mustache and he hit the floor. Seth and Ken kicked him repeatedly as I taunted the young actor. I yelled stuff like "Thanks for ruining Lord of the Rings, you jerk!" and "This is for being a wuss in Troy!" All true. Right down to the Johnny Depp poster hanging on his dressing room wall. After that we ran. I think we took some candy and maybe a magazine or two, then ran. If you were wondering, we got away with it and it felt good. | |||||||||||||||
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