Abe's Fam
Melissa: Of course.
Abe's Mom: Oh Abe. It's been so long, give Mom a hug.
Abe's Dad: Son, I still have your old mit. You want to play some catch, like the good ol' days?
Abe: Ummm, no thanks Dad. Why don't you go play catch with Mikey?
Mom: Sit down you two. Would you like some tea?
Abe: Do you have any grape soda?
Mom: Not since you moved out. Do you want some tea?
Abe: Sure.
Melissa: Yes, please.
Mikey: I'm five you jerk!
Abe: Whoa. Calm down you little munchkin.
Mikey: Don't call me names! I don't like your web site. It's not funny at all.
Abe: Oh. I'm sorry it's not up to your standards.
Melissa: Mikey, are you in school yet?
Mikey: Yep, but I don't like it. And I don't like you. You're ugly.
Abe: Hahaha!
Melissa: Hey! Don't laugh at that!
Abe: Oh. Sorry that's not funny.
Granny: Ken, you grew your hair really long. You look like my son when he was young.
Abe: Granny, that's not Ken. It's my girlfriend, Melissa.
Granny: Lasanga? Oh yes. Ken always liked my lasanaga.
Abe: See Granny doesn't make a lot of sense.
Mikey: Mommy! Abe's calling me names!
Abe: Eg. This is going to be a long day.
