Light in the Loafers
Package Guy: Oh yay! I've been waiting a while for this. Thank you so much for bringing it to me.
Abe: No problem. You just wanna sign here?
Package Guy: Sure thing, buddy. You wanna come inside for some milk and cookies?
Abe: What?! Ummmm. No thanks, I don't think U.PS. would allow that.
Package Guy: Awww. That's too bad. Maybe some other time then.
Abe: Ummmmmmmm. Maybe.......Have a nice day.
Package Guy: Sure will, it's fantastic out! You too now.
Ken: Yawn. Hey nice idea putting the TV on a table.
Abe: Yeah, I thought so.
Ken: How was work?
Abe: Eh not so bad. But there was this one guy who was really weird. He talked funny and I think he was wearing heels. He wanted me to eat cookies with him.
Ken: Ha. You got hit on by a gay guy?
Abe: What? No..........awww crap!
