It's a Ghost, No it's a Bear
Melissa: Can you believe Nicole Kidman broke up with Lenny Kravitz?
Abe: Sure...I work for UPS now
Melissa: He was cheating on her; how inconsiderate.
Abe: Un huh.
Melissa: I told her if she's going to leave the house, she's got to look in a mirror.
Abe: That's awesome.
Melissa: Are you even listening to me, Abe?!
Abe: What? Yeah. Igottagobye. "CLICK"
Ken: (to Abe) I'm going to kick you in the face! (to person on the phone) Hello.
Abe: Tell her I just died. I got kicked in the face by a.....a....ghost!..No! A bear! A big bear!
Ken: Yeah, he's here but this bear just broke in....it kicked him in the face. I think he's dying. It was a really big bear. Sure I'll talk to you later, Melissa.
Ken: Nope. And I think she's pissed.
Abe: Crap.
