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| Racist Jokes |
| What's the difference between a nigger and an onion? Nobody cries when you cut a nigger. |
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| A kindergarten class has just come back from recess when the teacher decides to give the class a spelling quiz. The teacher calls Joey up to the front. "What did you do for recess Joey?" asks the teacher. "I played in the sandbox with Janie." said Joey. "Ok, Joey, come up to the blackboard and spell SANDBOX." said the teacher. He does, and spells it perfectly. "Good job Joey. Janie it's your turn. What did you do for recess?" asked the teacher. "I made a sandcastle with Joey." replied Janie. "Ok, Janie, spell SANDCASTLE on the board." said the teacher. She does, and spells it perfectly. "Good job Janie." says the teacher. The teacher then looks around the class and calls on Jamal, the only little black boy in the classroom. "What did you do for reccess Jamal?" asked the teacher. "I tried to play in the sandbox with Janie and Joey, but they threw rocks at me." said Jamal. "Now that is a perfect example of blatant racial discrimination." said the teacher, angrily. "Jamal, come up to the board and spell BLATANT RACIAL DISCRIMINATION." |
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| A black guy and a Mexican jump off a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares!! |
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| What was missing from the million man march? About a million feet of chain and an auctioneer. What was the good thing about the million man march? Nobody missed any work. |
| What did God say when he made the second black person? Damn!!! I burnt another one. |
| How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know, I can't see them in the dark. |
| What do you call a thousand black people skydiving? Night time. |