| More Racist Jokes |
| Why do Mexicans buy Cabbage Patch Dolls for Christmas? They come with birth certificates. |
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| Why do Mexicans eat Tamales for Christmas? So they can have something to unwrap. |
| What's the difference between a black person and a piece of dog shit? Dog shit turns white and stops stinking after awhile. |
| What's the difference between a black person and a bucket of shit? A bucket. |
| What's chained up in my backyard and spray painted blue? My nigger and I'll paint him any color I want. |
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| Why don't Mexicans barbecue? Beans keep falling through the grill. |
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| Why do they call them "refried beans"? Cause the Mexicans that cooked them fucked them up the first time. |
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| If you see a nigger riding down the street on a bike, why shouldn't you hit him with your car? It might be your bike. Hell, it might be your nigger. |
| How many niggers does it take to pave a road? One if you spread him thin enough. |
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| What do you say to a black man in a suit? Will the defendant please rise. |
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| Just so that everybody knows, I am not racist against black people. |
| I even own a color TV. |
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| Why did God give black people such big dicks? He felt guilty for putting pubic hair on their head. |