Redneck Jokes
You might be a Redneck if...
You have a home made fur coat.
If your entire family has ever waited around
for a call from the govener to spare the life of a love one.
Your wife has ever said, come move this transmission
so I can take a bath.
You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife druk.
You refer to the time you one a free case of motor oil
as "The day my ship came in".
The FBI has surronded your trailer park twice this year.
You think a women who is out of your league is
someone who bowls on a different night.
Your brother in-law is your uncle and grandfather.
Your parents met at a family reunion.
Your idea of quality entertainment is a six-pack and a bug zapper.
You wonder how service stations keep their bathrooms so clean.
If anyone in your family's last words were "ya'll watch this".
If anyone in your family's last words were "hold my beer".
Your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest.
You have the local taxidermist's number on speed-dial.
On thanksgiving you have to decide which pet to eat.
Your school fight song is "Dueling banjos".
Your coffoee table used to be a cable spool.
The homeshopping operator recognizes your voice.
The tail light covers on your car are made out of red tape.
You have every episode of Hee-haw on tape.
If you've ever been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
The KKK kicked you out for being a bigot.
Your kids take a siphon hose to show and tell at school.
Your toliet paper has page numbers on it.
Your wifes hair-do has ever been destoried by the celing fan.
Your junior/senior prom had a daycare.
Your childs first words were, attention K-mart shoppers.
That's all for now, I'll try and add some more later on.
