:: Al Stanley - Vox :: Alexus Van ClereheXX - Lead Guitar  :: Spaz StiXXX - Drums ::

:: TriXXi Trash - Lead Guitar  :: Robbi Rokket - Bass :: SleeZ - Keys ::

Name: Alexxis Von Clerehexx
Instrument: Electric twanger
Age: 69
Food: Sweet cherry pie
Drink: Cold Beer
Favourite Movie: The World’s Largest Member Meets The World’s Smallest Member
Favourite show : The Royal Melbourne Show
Interests: Cold beer and hot women
Car: The loose formation of nuts and bolts in Ballarat that completely dissembled in a distance of 30 meters whilst driving past the venue.
Orginal band: Steroids For Turtles

Other bands: Steroids For Turtles tribute band “Growth Hormones For Tortoises”

Which 3 people would you invite to dinner? Nuno Bettencourt, Jeff Farmer and Andrew Brown.

Favourite sports team: Jeff Farmer.

What significant part do u play in RATT POISON: face-melting guitar solos.

Biggest influences (in no particular order): Def Leppard, Warrant, and Steroids For Turtles.

Musician influences (in no particular order): Nuno Bettencourt, Richie Sambora, and MC Turtleman.

What do u do other than Slippery: Professional gynecologist

Most memorable show: Can’t remember.

Fears: Evil Dude from Tralaragon

Favorite night spot: Irwin Hotel

Most inspirational comment from a fan: “Can I help you remove your leather pants?”

Favorite 80s song: “Seb’s Got A Dirty” (reggae version)
Favorite 80s album: “New Jersey - Live At The Armadale Hotel ‘04” CD and DVD set.

Briefly describe how RATT POISON is different.
No comment

What can you expect people to see at a RATT POISON show: Wet t-shirt contests!

Last words: There’s two types of people in this town. Those that suck dick and those that get their dicks sucked. And I’m the kind of guy who gets his dick sucked. All the fuckin’ time man!

Any other words? Yeah… Lick my pussy Wombo!


Briefly describe other members of the band
AleXus: poison t-shirts & trixter videos
StiXXX: Camels
Sleeze: Sleeze likes Coldplay.
Rokket: Rob can play bass whilst standing up.
Stanley: Ric loves his Slurm. I hope he doesn’t find out about the secret ingredient.

Trash:

* Ratt Poison wishes to advise that this profile may offend some readers...and Alexus Van ClereheXX nor RATT POISON nor management nor Michael Jackson will be held liable for damages caused to anyone... if you have been offended in any way or form.. suksh*t and go grab a tissue :)


 

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