yea, i have some pretty wacky quotes... let me go look for some...

"yea, i fell up the stairs... lawton said i was stupid and they laughed...
"who is they?"
"lawton, ben and jon..."

"why do our conversations always start with band and end with cheese?!"

"i want to go back to camp!"

"the world is not enough, neither is one squirt."

"less government, more cheese."

"i'm a 'trend-setter'!"

“you got water on my back. it was wet.”
“wow, good story megan.”

“megan, did you just run into the wall?!” - unknown lsm-ian

friend.quotes____

my friends are so funny ^^...

erin.ash: i'm bored... what can we do to lindsey?
ree: let's stick cake up her nose!
lulu: no, that's really good cake...

megsy: we need a scribe...
lulu: let's get doug to be our scribe!

erin.ash: i don't trust pockets.

lulu: you're a quaker - no, your mom's a quaker.

aaron: i'm sick
megsy: i want to be sick! cough on me!

lulu: ree, can we keep him? (about jason)

aaron: look i made a skull out of the quiz!
lulu: no no, it's a demonic snowflake! (you should have been there ^^)

lulu and ree: sean connery, eh? and really bad eggs: hobo power, twenty.

megsy and ree: sean connery should have been 'god'.

ree: the night's sun! (sun=moon)

lindz: hey, megs, what's our inside joke again?
me: uh... i don't remember...

lulu: i told you, you were a 'quaker' and that's the way i like it.

lizabe and ree: what the pants are you doing?!.

erin.ash: spank the naughty, naughty biscuit!

ree: BUT I DON'T WANT TO SPANK THE MONKEY!

lulu: ...it's not forbidden...

ree: i wanted to buy johnny depp's pants, so then, i could be like 'yeah i've been in his pants... i own his pants...

lulu: i can't talk pirate, i'm not geared up for this!

lulu: wow, boredom reigns over my life.

lizabe and ree: SAVE THE GRASSHOPPERS! we need to baptise them! we'll send them to the pope and be like 'baptise them so they don't go to hell!'

lizabe: the 90 year old cripple that can barely open his eyes?

lizabe: you know you like it...

megsy: i want to be sick! cough on me!
firl: *sends cough to megs*
firl: lol
megsy: YAY!
megsy: *catches it and eats it* ewww

lizabe: Definition of a Felton: /felt-in/
one of five very strange children, varying in ages from 24 to 15 1/2. Beware, they can be extremely strange and have a lot of piercings. Approach with caution, they are all weirder then the next. Beware the youngest, she bites! ;-D

random.quotes____

people are random, and so are their quotes and i must find them - the people i mean...

"pope on a rope: wash with it and go straight to heaven" - robin williams

"it's a natural high..." - mr. connors

"my hamster could do better than that! tie a pencil to it's butt and let it run around!" - mr. connors

ted: whose food are you eating?
jai: their food...
ted: whose food?
jai: the straight people's food...

jai: *singing* five gay men cleaning one house, just one dirty man-
ted: and five gay men...

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