quotes from school and lsm
“that was stinkin awesome!” - emily
“- i mean, like, he’s so nice and cute and – awww, they’re so perfect togeth - awww…” - emily
“get outta my butt, emily!”
“get out of mine, vanessa!”
"i thought donuts came from chickens... then i ran into a tree... they went one way, and i went the other... but i always thought that dogs came from donuts... don't they?" - lyndie (emily told me that lyndie said this in her sleep)
"all hope is not lost! help support the marimbas!
call 1-800 MARIMBA
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w.The Best of Miller and Stark
Compiled by The MeganGlass & ElisabethBliese
October 9, 2003
o“Good thing we don¹t have a 150 piece marching band, or you¹d all be going in different directions.”
o“Once again, the trumpets are expecting me to teach them how it goes.”
o“Your audience will be uncomfortable too. and that¹s how it¹s supposed to be.”
o“Finally! Your comfort zone!”
o“Way to go!”
o“Go evil!”
o“Then the trombones join in the evil.”
o“It is not, NOT SLURRED!”
o“Da daa did you ever go to your car? da daa.”
o“One two three four, one two three four five, one two three four five six seven!”
o“Count your rests horns, I was pointing to the timpani.”
o“Add a little more evil.”
o“Get with the program.”
o“Down, Simba! Down, boy, down!”
o“And start now with the singing.”
o“You guys all know how to do a dotted quarter note, right?”
o“I’m singing here, I am singing here.”
o“One and two and that is not.”
o“King of Luhve.”
o“Feel the subdivision.”
o“I don¹t have time to nursemaid you.”
o“The Library will be closed yesterday after school.”
o“Besmirch.”
o“The evil bass line... I love that stuff, man!”
o“Let¹s have the evil people, well, it¹s all kinda evil here.”
With comments by various humans:
o“What¹s the deal with the trumpets there?” saxophone
o“Aw, dangit!” saxophone
o“He seems passive today.” flute
The Best of Miller and Stark
Installment II
Compiled by The Megan and Bliese
o“You can check your child¹s achievement chart... and then shed tears of joy into your little handkerchief.” (at grade school band concert, giving usual recruitment/encouragement spiel)
o“That will sound really dorky.”
o“Don¹t you know how to read music?”
o“It’s not retro active!”
o“IT ISN¹T FLAT!”
o“Goodness gracious!... Is the clock running?”
o“This is not brain surgery, guys.”
o“The rest of the band drops out, and there we have the mighty trumpets.”
o“It¹s your show there, trombones.”
o“The Lord is smiling on me today.”
o“Hey guys, being in band is like being in choir! Da-da-da-da-da. Doe-me-so-me-doe...”
o“The Great Shepherd and His Kings of Love!”
o“...And today is a late start day... all riiight!”
o“I think I¹m having a déjà vu experience here.”
o“Get out of the fog! You¹re so foggy back there!”
o“No, no, no! That is not Big Blue.”
o“This is DarthVader kind of stuff.”
o“Air fixes a multitude of sins.”
o“Spell each other.”
o“It¹s just not me being a picky perfectionist, is it?”
o“Ding, ding, ding... DING DING DING!”
o“Write: Put in mute, stupid!”
o“Becker! How come you only have two arms???”
o“The trumpets are sounding really good... I mean, I shouldn¹t be surprised...”
o“Roses are red, Christmas is merry, If you bring some toys, You¹ll make some kids very happy!”
o“It¹s like a bunch of elephants going through mud back there!”
o“You¹re supposed to be a counting specialist.”
o“She has a bad key, fill it in with your mind.”
Other Comments:
o“We¹re all dazed and confused! There¹s no evil in the band!”- flute
o“Shut up, Jon!”- French horn
