| Only Three Doors | ||||||
| An airplane captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place to eat, shop and sleep. The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room? Why?" The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here. One is the bathroom, one is the closet and one has a sign on it that says 'Do not disturb'." |
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