Shine a flashlight in her ear.
What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?
They're both empty from the neck up
How do you get a blonde out of a tree?
Wave
What do you call a zit on a blonde's ass?
A brain tumor
Why did the blonde climb a chain-link fence?
To see what was on the other side.
Why did the blonde have tire marks on her back?
From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk."
Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
In case she locks the keys in her car.
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
So she wouldn't wake the sleeping pills
Why did God create blondes?
Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge
Why did God create brunettes?
Neither could the blondes
Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
So she wouldn't get hearing aids
What is the difference between a blonde and an inflatable doll?
About 2 cans of hair spray
Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
The vegetable garden
How many blondes does it take to play tag?
One
What do you call four blondes in a Volkswagon?
Far-from-thinkin
Why don't they let blondes swim in the ocean?
They can't get the smell out of the tuna
What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Creerios?
"Oh look! Donut seeds!"
What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
Spot
Why are blonde jokes so short?
So brunettes can remember them
They always break them with the hammer
When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head?
When you have a pump to fill it back up
Why was the blonde upset when she got her driver's license?
She got an F in sex
What did the blonde say to the waitress after reading her nametag?
Debbie, that's cute. What'd you name the other one?
What goes VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH?
A blonde at a blinking red light
To a blonde, what is long and hard?
4th Grade
What do you call 144 blondes?
Gross ignorance
Did you hear about the blonde couple that was found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in theater?
They went to see "Closed for the Winter"
A blonde ordered a pizza and was asked if she wanted it cut in 6 or twelve pieces. She said, "Six. I could never eat twelve."
What's five miles long and has an IQ of fourty?
A blonde parade
Why is it harder to make a blonde snowman than a regular one?
You have to hollow out the head.