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| Arrom Scripts |
| Well, Ham is Smoked, But So Am Me! It's the Second Script to Episode Three! By Arrom El'kriff What did Arrom want? You'll find out in a moment. Colin Sir, you shouldn't have done that. Bush So? I love leaving guitar picks behind. Colin But it was valuable! It belonged to George Harrison! Bush So? ~ Arrom I want to meet the Beatles! Anakin The who? Obi-wan The Beatles! Get with the 60s! Anakin Wow. You just proved that you were insane. Young Ben Told You!!! Obi-wan Shut up! Where are the Beatles playing? Arrom Search me. Thought you knew. Oh well. (begins to walk away) Peace-out... Obi-wan Wait! We'll find 'em. Arrom Dude! So they set out to find the Beatles, and are suddenly in Mos Eisley. I don't remember because of Ryll Den. Paul Back in the U.S.S.R.! Thank you!!!! The audience just stares blankly. Only Arrom and Obi-wan clap. Arrom That was great, man! Obi-wan Well, here's your cheese. Where's ours? Arrom Whoa whoa whoa. I haven�t actually MET them, yet. Anakin Can't we just get this over with? Obi-wan I wanna meet the Beatles too! They walk over to the stage, where Arrom bows down, a la Wayne's World. Arrom I'm so totally not worthy, dudes. Ringo C'mon! Sure y'are. What's your name. Arrom I'm Arrom. I won't tell you my last name, cuz I don't like it. John Hey, stop the hate! Arrom Totally! Anakin Wow... Obi-wan Well, what do we do now? Arrom I know! They can help us! Paul What do you need? Arrom Can we borrow your Yellow Submarine? George Totally, but we have to go too, because I lost my lucky pick. And so they set off. The final part should prove interesting! But back too Padme... Padme Why do I have tomato sauce on me? That's weird. I should find Anakin. I wonder if he'll be at the White House? |