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| Arrom Scripts |
| Holy Taco! Wookies Climb Trees Well, Anyway, It's the Final Script to Episode Three By Arrom El'krif So Arrom, Anakin, Obi-wan, and The Beatles have set out to find Padme's killer in their Yellow Submarine! Oooh! The Suspence! Did I spell that right? Arrom (singing with the Beatles and Obi-wan) Many more of them, Live next door! Anakin Shut up! You've been singin' that kriffin' song for the past 18 hours! Arrom Whoa, don't go all kung-foo on me, m'kay, dude? Here, take a chill pill. It's real good spice. Anakin No. Arrom Too bad. Paul Give me a hit! Everybody except for Anakin starts snuffing the spice. Obi-wan Ohhh! Padme! You're so squishy! I will go kill Anakin so we can be together! John Go do that man. While you're at it, Get me a Kopple. They smell like rain, but I'm fixin' a hole. Obi-wan drunkenly chases Anakin around the Submarine, often attack random things with a hot dog which he mstakes for a lightsabre. Anakin AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Get the kriff away from me, you idiot! Obi-wan Not nice to call you gramma that, is it? The Yellow Submarine submarines on. After a while, the spice wears off... Obi-wan Me Hungry! (eats shoe) Well, it wears off slooooowly... Anakin Too slow for my tastes! Narrator Shut up! Now the spice has fully worn off in every-one except for Obi-wan. Arrom Well, we're here. John Hey, does anyone care that George and I are dead? Everyone Else No. George Cool. They climb out of the submarine, onto the White House Lawn. Anakin Whoa! What a small capital building. Arrom Cha! They sneak in, while the James Bond theme plays. Colin Hey, don't go any further! Ringo Why not? Colin Dunno. George Ok. We should split up. Obi-wan Yeah, the frogs come with me, while I go and get some coffee, medium well done. I love monkeys... (sighs) Anakin Yeah. Ok, Arrom, Ringo and me go up, while You guyz go down. John Peace-out. They split up, obviously... And Anakin's group reaches the Oval Office, To find Padme! Anakin Yay! You're not dead. Padme Duh. Moron. I've got a new love. 'Tis Arrom! Arrom Dude! They leave, holding hands. (cue "ahhhhhhhhhhh") Anakin Kriff. That sucks. Ok, so here's where it gets good! Ringo I found a hole. He drops down in, leaving Anakin to his pitiful and girlish crying. John Hey, Ringo. Paul Hi, Ringo. George Yo, Ringo. Obi-wan I like eggs... Ringo Hey, who am I sitting on? John Looks like a village idiot. Bush I'm a president, foolish fools. Y'all pay for making me painful. George. What're you gonna do? Bush This! Bush pulls a switch, and a gigantic glove falls on John* *( you have to have seen Yellow Submarine to Understand) Paul John! John Don't worry. All you need is love. It's easy! (begins singing, like in movie) The glove blows up. Bush You won't not get away with this, you kriffers (runs off) Well, I was to lazy to write good script ending. Oh well. The Beatles put on a concert. Arrom marries Padme. Obi-wan stays high. Anakin turns into Darth Visor(later becoming Darth Vader) Peace Out!!! |