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| Arrom Scripts |
| This Script is Real Dumb, As Dumb As Can Be. But It's The REAL Script to Episode Three. By Arrom El'krif (with Ideas from Cyn, Lau-ra, and JimG) Anakin and Padme are on Tatooine, but since I've been smoking death sticks, I don't remember why. Padme We should get married sometime. Anakin We already are. Padme Oh, really? The suns are getting to me. We should go on a honeymoon. Anakin Cool! I'll set one up! Anakin runs off and Padme collapses. Meanwhile, Bush and Colin Powell are walking through Tatooine. And again, because of death sticks, I don't remember why. Bush They misunderestimated me! They will pay for their insolenceness. Colin Riiiigght... Bush Why do you always do that Colon? Heeeheeheehehe! Colin Stop that! My name isn't spelled with an "o". Well it is but... Oh never mind! They see Padme. Bush Whoa! Purty girl. Ain't got those in Texas! Padme Huh? Who are you? Bush You don't know me!!!! Arghhhhhhhhh! Bush throws a fit. Obi-wan also happens to be traveling on Tatooine... Obi-wan Anakin? What the kriff are you doing here? Anakin Setting up a honeymoon for Padme and me. Obi-wan It's Padme and "I". What, you're MARRIED!!!! Anakin Cha! Chill, man. Get with the 5904632s! Jedies can get married! Obi-wan I think you have better grammar than that. Wait. No, you are an idiot. Anakin (not listening) Thank you. We'll be there in 23 days! Obi-wan We should find Padme... Anakin Ok! They set off, only to find her covered with blood. A lone guitar pick with the name "George Harrison" is their only clue... Anakin NOOOOO! It can't be TRUE! NOOOOO! Obi-wan That's your son's line. Anakin Wha? Arrom Hey, who are you? Anakin He killed Padme! Arrom Hey man! Cool it. I didn't kill your excellent babe. That would be wrong. I know who did though... Obi-wan Tell us! Arrom You gotta do somethin' f'me first, or no cheese f' you... Obi-wan Cheese? What the kriff? Arrom Cheese, dude. Y'know, money, reward, stuff y'desire, man. Geeze. Get with the 60s. Anakin Um, ok... Master can I talk with you? Obi-wan What is it? Anakin He's lying. I can feel it. Obi-wan We should probably find out what he wants... And so they ask him... But what he wants shall wait... For Part 2!!!!! |