A Continuation of Badly Written Work Stories
Everyone that works in fashions (except Lindsey, of course) is utterly obsessed with candy.  To the point where it isn't healthy.  One boring night Steph, Ruth and Lindsey, the "fashions posse", done with all the work they felt like doing at the moment, decided to "put away" some items which belonged on the other side of the store.  These items just happened to be near the candy aisle.  Lindsey's friend, who we will call "Sally" (to protect the not so innocent), was being super nice  and visited her amiga at work and was watching Ruth and Steph drool over all the beautiful, beautiful candy.  The fashions crew was joking about ripping open a bag of sweets, blaming it on a customer, and then eating it.  As they were all walking back to their assigned department, one of the girls even suggested that Sally should "find" an open bag of skittles and bring in over so it could be "marked down."  (I just love those quotation marks) Back at the fitting room desk, Steph and Ruth were laughing at their joke, while Lindsey rolled her eyes.
"Do you really want me to do it?"  Sally asked.  "What kind of candy do you want?"  Ruth and Steph continued to egg her on.  Needless to say, Sally left and in a short amount of time, returned with a bag of opened skittles that she had found, open, on the ground by some careless hooligan.  All that Ruth and Steph could say about it for the next two weeks was "I didn't think that she would actually do it!!"

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Is it time to punch out yet? I want to go HOME!
Vicki, the responsible one, went into the fitting rooms to clean up.  One of the stalls was locked from the inside, but she saw gum on the floor and didn't want to go near it.  She saw an idle bag near by, and headed over to pick it up, thinking she could grab the gum with it.  On closer inspection, she realized that it wasn't an ordinary plastic K Mart bag.  Oh no, this bag was sitting in a yellow puddle. 
"It's covered in PEE!!"  she said and yelled "eweweewewewewew...." while the other fashion's girls laughed.  Now, what is a girl to do in this situation?  Suck it up and clean up the mess?  God no!  So Vicki called Nate, friend of the fashions girls, who works in "Stock," meaning he does all of the grunt work and dirty work.  Nate came to clean it up and being rather cynical toward Vicki, told her that it was just apple juice. 
Then Vicki said, "No, you just don't want to admit you are cleaning up pee!"
Though I heavily edited the layout (now you can actually read this), this is one of the only remaining parts of my original website that was made in a short lived partnership with a friend of mine.  So I blame the fact that it sucks so much on that.
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