PIMP SHIT

PIMP SHIT

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This is da Pimp SHIT YO! Me and my home dogs are kickin it old school Tupac!! So stop collaborate and listen cause we's back with a fuckin cool site. grab yo bitches and lets talk about life, love, and HOW COOL OUR SITE IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DA CREW
- RANDY FUCKIN COOL KICK ASS ARTIST
- JAM MASTER QUEEF, THE FUCKER WHO KNOW ALL THE BITCHES IN THE WHOLE FUCKIN WORLD!!
- MISS CARISSY SIMPSON THIS BITCH IS MEAN MOTHER WHO ENJOYS ICE SKATING AND CORN DOGS(WITHOUT THE STICK)
-CHOCOLATE BEAN BABY- THIS HO MAKE SURE SHE KEEP HER TAG ON, OTHER WISE SHE GET JACKED!
no one else is cool enough to be on this page!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCKIN GREAT SHIT:

Me and my home dawgs are straight up gangstas with a lemon on the sizide. All y'all don'y be haten us because wwe so coo. This is a warning y'all!!!

Name:

Randy fuckin cool and Jam MAster Queef and Miss Carissy Simpson and Chocolate Bean Baby!!!!!!!FUCK YEAH!!!!!

I NEEDS TO KNOW WHO THE FUCK HAS BEEN TO THIS FUCKIN GREAT SITE!

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HOW TO BECOME A GANSTA: THE STEP TO STEP GUIDE
1) BUY A DOO RAG
2) GET COOL
3) CHANGE NAME TO SOMETHING COOL(EX. EAZY FUCKER)
4) BUY A RIDE(NOT NEEDED IF ALREADY HAVE SWEET WHEELS)
5) PIMP YO RIDE(FLAMES, AND LEOPARD PRINTS ARE A MUST)
6) BLING(MOE ICE IS MOE NICE)
7) GET A TASTY BITCH- NEVER MARRY SAID BITCH( SHE CAN BECOME YOUR BABY'S MOMMA)
8) REANAME TASTY BITCH TO SOMETHIN TASTY(EX. CHOCOLATE SAUCE)
9) BLING YO TEETH
10) ALL THOSE WHO WANT TO BE BALLERS YOU MUST HAVE GAME!
11) BUY TRICKED OUT CRIB!
12) IF NOT TRICKED OUT MAKE IT TRICKED OUT
13) WATER IS A GANSTAS BEST FRIEND FO SURE!