| News: 03.10.03 GREAT NEWS!! Marvelous news in fact...the Falling Kazoos are back and now better than ever before with its newest addition Zwitter. She is a very shy emo girl who came here from Germany just three years ago. I'll put up her bio later on today...as for now...homework. :*( _Heather_ 03.08.03 I'm sorry to inform everyone that the Falling Kazoos are no longer together. The site will be kept open in memory of a band with a dream...to spread the love of emo/punk music all over this great island, state, country, and world. Forever will the Falling Kazoos be in my heart. ::Tear:: Maybe one day we will overcome all hardships and truly make the emo music that emo kids everywhere need to hear in their lives... Farevwell my fellow emo kids and be well until we return.... _Heather_ P.S. Click here to read a message from the band. 02.22.03 GREAT NEWS!!! Major updates on the Falling Kazoos site have occurred. Hehehe. I'm all giggly over it. I uploaded tons of pics. I still haven't gotten to put all of them up...because I was being rushed by Pete and John...but there are pics up. What exactly is updated? Okay both the kazoo pictures and band pictures...plus you can find some pics of some of the kazoo supporters/non-supporters on the Supporter site. I also updated my bio. Ummm...that's about it. For now. Enjoy looking. Be sure to either sign the guestbook/post a message on the message board. _heather_ P.S. I just wanted to say thanks to Jessica for hoooking up her site with a link to mine. Thanks alot Jess. Also, I want to thank Liz for doing the same on her Xanga. You guys helped make 1,000 hits happen. Thanks so much! Also thanks to Pete for picking out the bugs on my site and for putting us on your UJOURNAL. He helped alot in the update. 02.20.03 Well, it sure has been a while. Sorry for the prolonged update, lately I haven't had the energy nor the patience nor the time to make any updates. Yawwn. It's actually 7 am right now, I have kinda odd motivational hours. Haha. Okay enough about me, here's some crazy info on the band. Some changes have been made, but until they are finalized my lips are sealed. Falling Kazoos is going to be so kick ass. I promise. We have been asked to play with a few local Long Island bands. Apparently the whole idea of a an all chick punk/emo band really turns boys on. *Wink* *wink*...riiiight. November Kills wants us to have our first show with them. Let me just say, I wasn't at the show when they asked Noreen and Louise ...but November Kills sounds so fucking (pardon my French) awesome. They had a moment of silence for us. Wow. By the end of the show everyone had known about this new band that was about to enter the punk scene. Next week (hopefully), we're going to take practicing into full force. That should be intense. I'm psyched. Hopefully by the end of March/beginning of April we will be fully prepared to play our first show. Wahoo. Okay, more about me. I got a gold plated kazoo for my birthday. I'm gonna try and get it engraved saying "Falling Kazoos" on it. That should look really hot. What's updated? .... The lyrics page. Two new songs have been added. One written by yours truly and the other by the lovely Noreen. She makes my eyes tear...::tear::...CHECK THEM OUT! _Heather_ 01.27.03 I haven't really been quite into updating this site lately, partly because of my laziness and partly because of the rut my band has gotten itself into. Everyone in this band has this extremely annoying problem of being lazy fucks and not wanting to practice or do much for this band. Err, I've been working on writing a new song, for a change it's not about miserable me, it's about somebody else. So, yeah...Hmph. When it's complete I'll add it. My penguin loving friend Jon, decided very much against his will to write a short commentary on the kazoo. You can find that on the "Commentary on the KaZoO" section. It is absolutely lovely. Well that's all for now...until tomorrow keep on posing. _Heather_ 01.23.03 You know what? I never say thanks. I mean I do here and there....every so often...but I never really say Thank you. So I just wanna send out a few thanks to some really great "band aids." Dan - Thanks for being the groups "Penny Lane." Liz - Thanks for bitching about how you are NOT in the band and then supporting us no matter. Steve - Thanks for showing people the site, making pictures, and writing that amazing commentary. Valerie - For always telling me that I am hot and funny... Pete - for being EMO... Artie - for not wanting to make out with me Clarice Starling - for being so fucking cool. And everyone else I have a forgotten...dun, dun, dun...don't worry, if you love Falling Kazoos, your name will appear here one day... Adios....(No updates have been made to the site!) _Heather_ 01.19.03 I would just like to say that Noreen, Louise, and Aditi suck majorly. I hope they get shot. BAH HUM BUG! The practice didn't quite turn out as planned because of the names you see above in bold. They just decided that me, Teri, and Jackie are of no importance apparently. Thanks guys. Anyways...at least Jax and Teri shared some cheese and talked. That's always nice. Umm, I took some songs that I wrote off the site, cuz today I decided that they are so not me and why should I seem like a whiney emo kid when I'm merely just a poser. Hahaha. _Heather_ P.S. --I did a little emo shopping. Got a Dickies bag and decked it out with pins and patches (all safety pinned on) and I got a leather bracelet with the spikes...hehehe...I'm such a poser! 01.16.03 Pete...err, I meant Artie is the coolest wanna be bowler/super emo kid I've ever met. Why you ask? Because he is just so emotional. He even wrote a song ("I Am Giving You My Heart") and is letting us use it. How damn cool is that? Super cool! Thanks Pete. (P.S. All you fine ladies, this very, very, VERY single boy is super nice, super smart, super sweet, and super hot...so if you're single, looking, and in need of a real man...he's up for grabs. Get him before I win him over biatches!) Louise drew some pictures for the site...and Noreen drew something up too. As soon as I can scan them they'll be on here. Wahooooo. We have practice at 1pm at my house...that should be interesting. I'm bringing the cheese. I'm out for now...got any suggestions, comments, blabber? ... post on the message board biznotches! _heather_ 01.14.03 Howdy there ya'll. You're gonna absolutely love the fan submitted pictures of a Kazoo playing snowman (in a bikini) and a odd looking girl playing the kazoo. Interesting...mind you it was all done by Falling Kazoo groupie Steven Edwards, who submitted the kazoo commentary not too long ago. Thanks Steve...everyone at Falling Kazoos appreciates the support...! Note to all: Dan Rosen is not a "groupie," but rather a "band-aid!" Thanks Dan. Okay...that's about it ya'll...payce homiez and punks and emo kids... _heather_ 01.12.03 Wow, this site has had over 500 hits in a month. Today is this sites anniversary, as well as the anniversary of another event...ANYWAYS, ummm...yeah. I've decided everyone in the band should really purchase a pair of these Oakleys...: ...and they should be worn by every member at all our shows. Sort of like our "trademark"... Well, when everyone comes across $180, we'll look into it. Haha. But they are pretty hot, aren't they? Okay...didn't update anything, because I haven't had much time or patience. I'll talk to you later...jerks. _heather_ 01.10.03 I just want to say, I'm pretty ecstatic with the number of people who have been checking out this site, as well as participating in it whether through our guestbook, message board, commentary, or in any other way. Thank you everyone for supporting Falling Kazoos, everyone in the band appreciates it all very much. Louise and Noreen just wrote a new song ("Blackboard") and I did too ("Leaving"), you can find them on the Lyrics page. Go for it, they are both intensely emo...see if you can handle it without shedding a tear. Hmmm....we are going to have practice next Saturday. I am gonna supply the cheese...haha. Umm. Yeah, that should be interesting. I plan on finding my dads digital camera as soon as possible, in order to get some pictures up on the site, that way all you obsessive fans can see just how hot everyone in the band is (with the exception of me). Have fun with that. I think that Falling Kazoos is gonna be huge quite honestly. John Steinbeck's Of Mice and Men worries me a bit though...Does every "American dream" really fail everytime? Will we fail in the end? Probably, but hey, "life's a dance you learn as you go, sometimes you lead and sometimes you follow. Don't worry about what you don't know, cause life's a dance you learn as you go." --- sorry I had to throw the country music in there, it just fit so perfectly. Well, that is all I got to say for now...Check back soon for more info. _heather_ P.S. the picture page sucks right now. it only has one pic of a band member...but the kazoo pictures are pretty funny. i'll put more pics on it sooner or later, just give me time. 01.09.03 Bad news fans...Falling Kazoos is incomplete once again. Late last night Louise (bassist) dropped the band via the message board. I've been crying ever since. _heather_ 01.07.03 Hahahahahahahaha...well. Ummm...Yeah. Okay. Here goes. A very big fan of the Kazoo, Steven Edwards, decided he'd write a short article for this site, telling everyone about the wonderous Kazoo. Thank you Steven. I appreciate it very much. I wrote a new song. It's not about being dumped (for a change) and when I put the finishing touches on it, I'll post it on the site for everyone to see. Aditi is the luckiest girl alive and she should be happy that Ganeesh loves her. I love her too. So does Louise. Everyone can't help but love the little Indian girl who plays the guitar. Awwww. Well...we'll see what else I'll add tomorrow emo kids... _heather_ P.S. I went to scan pictures today, but my friends scanner is broken. How much does that suck? A LOT!!!! P.P.S. ...oh yeah, and it's been decided that our debut album will be named, "Screaming At My Own Reflection"...thanks Aditi for the input. 01.06.03 Okay...well. I haven't really done too much today. Pretty much because I haven't been in the mood to. Sorry. I did make a mailing list for the Falling Kazoos...so sign up for it. Also, I found out what Aditis song is all about...Michael Jackson. Crazy kid. I love that girl. Tomorrow is a big day for her. I wish her well. I'm gonna say a little prayer for my favorite Indian guitarist, she is "mad chill, yo." Ha. Ghetto talk. Neato. I've been listening to Bright Eyes. I was stated as being, "f*cking emo" by a Falling Kazoo groupie, Dan Rosen. That kid is great. He doodles when he gets his period. Hahaha... Well...yeah. I'm emo. Bright Eyes is a killer emo band and so depressing... _heather_ 01.05.03 Well some changes have been made. Well, not really, but we'll pretend like there were some made. I put up some more Questions on the frequently asked questions site and added in Teris bio (which is reupdated)...Ummmmmm pictures should be up soon. I lied about it the other day. I'm lazy. Ha. Well, that's about it...more tomorrow. _heather_ = failure with boys 01.03.03 Wow, two days in a row of me updating? That's unheard of! Okay...here's the deal. I finally got Teri's bio up, so check it out, she's a funny girl. Aditi still hasn't given me her Thank You's so that is the only thing incomplete on this site. I'm working on pictures and tomorrow I'm going to a friends house (thanks Vanessa) to scan them. They should be up by tomorrow afternoon or night. So check back fo that. What else?? Hmmm. No clue. Oh yeah, now I remembered...the next song I write is going to be titled "Aditi" and it's basically about a very emo cop that likes to arrest innocent Indian girls, because his life is miserable. Aditi is going to sing that. Ohhh yeah. This band rocks. Aditi is my hero. My freakin' hero. Expect an update tomorrow, but as for tonight...cheer up emo kids. _heather_ P.S. OH yeah!!! Check out the new poll..."Kazoo or Bongos"...pssss pick kazoo!!!! 01.02.03 Oooooo I updated! Weee! :-) I'm really staying on top of this webpage. Good for me...anyways...here's what updated and/or new: *I wrote a new song ("Right Now"), which can be found at the bottom of the song lyrics page. (It's depressing, very emoish.) *I put up a new page called "KaZoO Supporters & Non-Supporters" -- on it lists people who support the kazoo and the losers that don't. If you want to be seen on that page..., ...*I put up a message board link on it. You can just post a message stating your name and whether or not you support this fine instrument and in a short matter time your name will be found on the page. Yeah anyways, seems to me like all my band members had a great holiday vacation. Teri chilled at the Hickory Farms kiosk, Louise road Buster, Noreen got smashed, Jax painted, Aditi had a run in with the law, and I got sick. So it's all been good. Oh can't forget that I've been practicing real hard at the kazoo. Plus, to top that...I was at Cracker Barrel last night and my father decided I should expand my musical talent to other fine instruments...one being the harmonica. It's been said my grandpa was quite the harmonica player and one day I'll learn how to play "Piano Man" (Billy Joel) on it.... Well farewell my kaZoO lovin' buddies... _Heather_ Pssssss! Sign the guestbook, do the poll, and cheer up emo kids! (Oh, and I hope everyone has a safe and Happy New Year!) 12.28.02 I put up Aditi's bio finally. The reason I haven't put up her thank you's though is partly my fault, partly hers. She wrote them out. I lost them. She promised to resubmit them, never did. Hmm...I guess we are two irresponsible emo kids. Not much has been going on in the world of the Falling Kazoos. Except that I found out I've playing the kazoo backwards. I'm an idiot. Someone is going to have to get me kazoo lessons for my birthday. No kidding. Well, I think that's all the newest news about the band. Jackie is still a food whore, Aditi is still a F.O.B., Louise still loves Buster, Noreen still can sing, and Teri can still hit them bongos like a bat out of hell. Until next time my fellow tear droppers... _Heather_ 12.23.02 Frequently Asked Questions site is up, so you people all don't bother me and the rest of the gang. Pictures should be up soon. I've been practicing real hard on the kazoo. Real hard. Until the future...be well my fellow whiners. CHEER UP EMO KIDS!!! _Heather_ 12.18.02 I got Louise and Noreens bios up. Finally. Long day. _Heather_ 12.17.02 Okay, here goes. I put up our song lyrics page. So, that part is finished until more songs are submitted. Ummm. Noreen, Aditi, and Louise submitted their bios so I am going to put those on first chance I get. Aditi also finally gave in her "Thank you's," so now I just have to put that up. Ummm. That's about it. Bought an orange kazoo over the weekend and practiced in school. Hit all the low notes, emo kids aren't happy and high. Ha. No pun intended. If that was a pun. Riiiight. Okay, I'll reupdate when that other stuff is on. For now, be well my fellow emo kids!!! _Heather_ 12.16.02 Well, I pretty much have the site finished. Well the main stuff at least. Noreen, Teri, and Louise have failed to submit their bios to me and Aditi has done neither of the two, so that page is pretty much incomplete with the exception of me and Jackie. I'm gonna have a page with our song lyrics on here soon, just didn't have feel well nor did I have the patience to do it today. Until then...cheer up emo kids! _Heather_ P.S. Please sign the guestbook! 12.14.02 Aditi Sharma is the newest addition to Falling Kazoos. She plays back up (maybe lead) guitar. We'll see how things go. _Heather_ 12.12.02 Great news! Falling Kazoos is complete with the brand new addition of guitarist Jackie Capolongo we can begin playing real emo music. We will begin practicing sometime in January, but for now we have all band members pouring their whine filled hearts into songs they are creating. Until then my fellow emo kids, farewell. And stay tuned, I'll keep you updated. _Heather_ |
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