| So, you have decided to join the forces of evil. |
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| I am Captain Black, the most evil man alive and coincidentally the leader of the forces of evil. I am responsible for everything bad that happens in your everyday life. The creation af that watery stuff in the ketchup bottles is an example of my finest work |
| Evil things I have been doing this week: |
| In the past week I have led the forces of evil into a deliciously evil new period of its history. Truly now the forces of good and the civil population alike have been crushed to despair by this plan. I in my infinite evil have the gall to instruct my army of evil chimps to produce millions of letters to all variety of magazines. I then post off the letters to all the top magazines of the country and wait for them to be published. I then buy the magazines at my local evil news agency and laugh at the dismay I have caused in preventing any of the letters of honest decent folk being printed and even harder when i realise that they will all still try in vain to get printed. Fools. HA HA HA... I strongly recommend that you try this at your own work place/ school / place of religious worship. |