I have now taken my evil to new dazzling heights of diabolical malevolence, and together with my chief assistant professors of fiendishness come up with my most cunning evil plan yet.
This plan is the most discreet and horrible punishment on mankind. I have been secretly infiltrating the underwear manufacturers of the world and secretly replacing the designs with top secret evil underpants that slip up the body and eventually up the crack. I then bellow heartily in laughter from my secret base at the thought of the social awkwardness i have caused for millions of people.
I strongly recommend that you try this at your own work place/ school / place of religious worship. |
