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So, you have decided to join the forces of evil.
I am Captain Black, the most evil man alive and coincidentally the leader of the forces of evil.

I am responsible for everything bad that happens in your everyday life. The creation af that watery stuff in the ketchup bottles is an example of my finest work
Evil things I have been doing this week:
Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha! You do gooders thought after all this time that I had finally given up my evil ways. Well I'm back and even more evil than ever.

This recent lapse in updates has been due to me concentrating on my long term schemes o' evil. I have been covertly infiltrating the boards of all top companies, changing the  names of your favourite products. My finest pieces of work were, changing Bulmers to Magners and Opal Fruits to Starburst and of course my greatest victory of all : Marathon to Snickers. Ha ha ha ha ha! Gasp in awe of my evil prowess

I strongly recommend that you try this at your own work place/ school / place of religious worship.
Now return HOME and spread evil thoughout the globe!!!
Last week's instructions
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