Does my evilness know any bounds? I think not for this week I have surpassed myself in the department of fiendishness. As the good, decent God-fearing folk of the nation sleep and dream peacefully, I, Captain Black, covertly infiltrate the public restrooms of the area and using my screwdriver, I set the blow drier to only operate at half power.
I then lick my dry lips at the mere thought of those hapless idiotswho are then forced to dry their hands on their clothing. Mmmmm... I truly am evil...
I strongly recommend that you try this at your own work place/ school / place of religious worship. |
