| So, you have decided to join the forces of evil. |
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| I am Captain Black, the most evil man alive and coincidentally the leader of the forces of evil. I am responsible for everything bad that happens in your everyday life. The creation af that watery stuff in the ketchup bottles is an example of my finest work |
| Evil things I have been doing this week: |
| My latest diabolical scheme is one of unparrallelled develishness. In the early hours of the morning when the local cinemas are closed and the innocent fools of the daylight world are going on about their work. I silently strike by pouring treacle across the floor. Then that evening I go to the cinema in a cunning disguise of a pair of black sunglasses and evilly snigger as the hapless cinema goers find their feet mysteriously stick to the floor. He he he he... I strongly recommend that you try this at your own work place/ school / place of religious worship. |