capblack2

So, you have decided to join the forces of evil.

I am Captain Black, the most evil man alive and coincidentally the leader of the forces of evil.

I am responsible for everything bad that happens in your everyday life. The creation af that watery stuff in the ketchup bottles is an example of my finest work

Evil things I have been doing this week:

This week, whilst the morons that inhabit the world of light and warmth slumber, blissfully unaware of my evil schemes, I sneak around the local supermarkets with a small hammer and break the top few biscuits in every pack of digestives.

I then chuckle in a sinister fashion at the thought of the hapless idiots' expressions as they open their pack of biscuits only to find the top few broken. BWAAA HAAAAA HAAAAAA!!!!!

I strongly recommend that you try this at your own work place/ school / place of religious worship.

Now return HOME and spread evil thoughout the globe!!!