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Professor F.G. Cornucopia's invention of the week |
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This week: |
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THE TRANSMOGRIFINATOR |
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Inventor: Pavel Sczernoczech |
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Purpose: Weapon of mass destruction for use against the wretched Spaniards |
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Principle: The Transmogrifinator is a device of unparralleled destructive power. Powered by Castrol GTX, Roquefort cheese and arsenic.It is designed to be aimed at the heart of the spanish man-dog bastard's peninsula, spreading terror among your enemies both wide and far. |
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Professor Cornucopia's opinion: Alas, we now no longer live in fear of the Jackbooted menace of the Iberian mongrels. No it is their turn to quiver beneath the might of the transmogrifinator. |
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