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Professor F.G. Cornucopia's invention of the week |
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This week: |
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THE BRADLEY APPARATUS |
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Inventor: Conor Bradley |
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Purpose: The killing of magpies |
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Principle: The shiny surface attracts Magpies, who attempt to peck the bulbous top of the apparatus, which contains sodium or some other appropriately reactive metal. The sodium then reacts to produce a large volume of Hydrogen gas in the stomach of the bird, causing it to explode. |
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Professor Cornucopia's opinion: Ingenius!!! This truly is a life changing invention. No longe will I be plauged by magpies stealing my glasses, car keys, children e.t.c,e.t.c. |
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