| NEW CRAP FORUM The Second Paper of My Collegiate Career (I Failed Again) The Third, and I DID NOT FAIL this one Band names: What is this, you ask? Very simple. Imagine, or recall, that you are forming a band. Happens every day right? Of course, but what about the cumbersome task of naming the band, and then having all the members agree on it? I have created a service where I remove the burden from you. For a small fee, payable in cash or check, I will help name your band. Once payment is received, I will immediately respond with a list of three to five potential names from which you are to choose, and then let me know which one you have selected so that I may reuse the others, if necessary. This service is completely legitimate, viable, and satisfaction guaranteed, or 100% money back guaranteed. Let's face it, we're all just not that creative anymore. Fees and potential names will depend on the genre on which the band concentrates, number of members, and also, my familiarity with one or more of them. I'm not gonna lie, my friends are gonna get better rates. A demo of the band's recordings (CD or cassette) will greatly facilitate the naming process, and therefore lower the fee by about 10%. Similarly, if I am able to view a live performance, the overall fee would be lowered considerably, but a $5 inconvenience charge would be added on. For example; A list of 5 possible names for a recently formed 4-member pop-punk outfit with whom I have no familiarity, but sent me a demo will run about $30-40. For more information on this topic, see the Home page for ways to contact me, and I assure you, I'm serious. |