"High school is the best time of your life." Whoever coined that phrase was a fucking liar. High school is so overrated. For four years of your life, you are forced to waste your valuable time learning shit that you would never use again. Take for example the profession of an actor. How the fuck would geometry help him with characterization? Or how about a scientist? Perhaps learning U.S. History would assist in his everlasting search for the cure of cancer or gonorrhea? Yeah, right.
Another proof to the uselessness of high school is its repetition of monotonous drama. Everyday, all year long, it is all the fucking same. Who fucked who? Who hooked up? Who broke up? Who is wearing what, and etc. Then to top it off you have fucking blondes going up to each other screaming at the top of their damned lungs, "GIRL YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED," followed by more screaming and shouting only to be accompanied by an, "OHHHHH MYYYYY GOD!" Maybe this is the training blondes go through to give such lasting blow jobs? Not only is this done in the exact same order every time, but it is also done in such a high pitched voice that it sounds as though someone won an "all-you-can-suck" helium balloon contest.
Finally, the BEST part of high school ... the BREAKUPS (if you are unfamiliar with such a phenomena, check the Heartbreak article). This is an unavoidable part of high school, almost as unavoidable as a blonde being a virgin. Hahahahah ... what am I saying? It IS as unavoidable as a blonde being a virgin. |