| Thoughts on the John |
| So the other night, after experiencing massive, MASSIVE diarrhea from eating year-old Lays I found under my bed, I was thinking to myself, Could ANYTHING possibly be worse than this? It took me a while to figure out the answer, but when I pictured it, man . . . that toilet was practically begging to be put out of its misery. |
| So, I bet you're asking yourself, "Goddamn . . . what the HELL could be worse than eating year-old Lays!?!?!" Yeah, I know what you mean. Lays is complete and utter crap. It's the George W. Bush of the potato chip presidency. It's hard enough eating the regular Lays, but they keep coming up with all these other stupid flavors that taste JUST SLIGHTLY less shitty than the original. Anyways, I'm sidetracking from my train of thought . . . where was I? Oh yeah . . . something worse than eating year-old Lays . . . is . . . |
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