| >"I Have Speical Powers Called Dumbass Ability, I Was Born With Them, I'm Speical" :-) |
| Quotes 2 |
| >"In Just 2 Days Tomorrow Will Be Yesterday." |
| >"I Bought Some Powdered Water, I Just Don't Know What To Add." |
| >"Right Now I Am Having Amneisa And Deja Vous At The Same Time. I Think I Have Forgotten This Before." |
| >"Artifical Intelligence Is No Macth For Natural Stupidity." |
| >"If You Keep Your Feet On The Ground, You'll Have Trouble Putting Your Pants On." |
| >"Laugh And The World Thinks You're An Idiot." |
| >"The More You Run Over A Dead Cat, The Flatter It Gets." |
| >"I Don't Do Drugs Anymore, Cuz I Find I Get The Same Effect Just By Standing Up Really Fast." |
| >"5 Out Of 4 People Don't Understand Fractions." |
| >"If One Syncronized Swimmer Drowns, Does The Rest Have To Drown Too?" |
| >"I Wouldn't Be Caught Dead With A Necrophelliac." |
| >"If You Can't Convince Them, Confuse Them." |
| >"Don't Follow In My Foot Steps, I Walk Into Too Many Walls." |
| >"Why Is Abbreviation" Such A Long Word?" |
| >"You Can Only Be Young Once, But You Can Be Immature Forever!" |
| >"I Used Up All My Sick Days So I'm Calling In Dead." |
| >"If Money Is The Root To All, Why Do Church Want It So Bad?" |
| >"The Only Problem With Mornings Is That They Happen Too Early." |
| >"A Dyslexic, Agnostic Insomniac - One Who Lies Awake At Night Wondering If There Really Is A Dog." |
| >"Jesus Loves You, Then AGain Barney Does Too." |
| >"The Guy Who Invented The 1st Wheel Was An Idiot, The Guy Who Invented The Other 3, Was The Genious." |
| >"Why Do We Drive On Park Ways And Park In Drive Ways?" |
| >"How Do "Do Not Walk On Grass" Signs Get There?" |
| >"If You Choke A Smurf What Color Does It Turn." |
| >"We've Upped Ours, So Up Yours!" |
| >"Jus Remember If The World Didn't Suck Then We'd All Fall Off." |
| >"As I Said Before, I Don't Repeat Myself." |
| >"Don't Play Leapfrog With An Unicorn." |
| >"You Can't Fall Off The Floor." |
| >Princess Leia: @(-_-)@ |
| >"Sometimes Mistakes Are Too Fun To Make Only Once." |
| >"Gravity Always Wins." |
| >"Alot Of People Are Afriad Of Heights. Not Me. I'm Afraid Of Widths." |
| >"Tell Your Little Voices To Shut Up.... I CAN'T HEAR MINE!"... |
| >"Assians Do It From Behind." |
| >"I'm Serious It Was A Joke." |
| >"Someday You'll Thank Me For All This Scary Love." |
| >"I Tried Sniffing Coke Once. But The Ice Cubes Got Stuck In My Nose." |
| >"If It Wasn't For Caffeine, I'd Have NO Personality What So Ever!" |
| >"It's Only Fun When You Get Introuble." |
| >"You're Not Introuble Unless You Get Caught." |
| >"A Life? Cool! Where Can I Download One?" |
| >"The Ciggarette Does The Smoking, You're Just The Sucker." |
| >"Those Who Dance Are Considered Insane By Those Who Can't Hear The Music." |
| >"I Can't Remember If Im The Good Twin Or The Evil Twin." |
| >"A Friend Is Someone Who Knows All About You And Still Loves You Just The Same." |
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