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| "I Take It You Don't Like Me Too Much Or Am I Just Over Reacting?" |
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| "The Names Zalensky, I Make Car Parts For The American Working Man Because Thats What I Am And Thats Who I Care About." |
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| "You Threw One By Me Kid. Savor The Flavor Becuase It Sure As Hell Won't Happen Again." |
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| "Holy Shnikies! That's Gonna Leave A Mark!" |
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| "You Can Get A Better Look At A T-Bone Steak By Sticking Your Head Up A Bulls Ass, But I Rather Take The Butchers Word For It." |
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| "John Hancock, It's Herbie Hancock. DuRh!" |
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| "No, It Wasn't Me, It Was The One Armed Man!" |
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| "Excuse Me, Your Balls Are Showing." |
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| "Don't Take The Green Acid, It's For The Bass Player." |
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| "It's Ok To Be A Loser, It Just Depends On How Good You Are AT It." |
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| "Practice Makes Perfect, But Nobodys Perfect So Why Practice?" |
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"They're Always After Me Lucky Charms." |
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"Go Screw A Cow." |
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| "That's Always Fun." |
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"Bite Me." |
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"I'm Bilingual There's A Difference!" |
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| "I'm Fine. I Had A Kidney Removed Thats April But I Still Got The Other One." |
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| "You Can Leave And Beat The Traffic Or Stick Around And Beat Your Meat." |
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| "This Next Song Is ABout Tom's Penis, It's Called All The Small Things." |
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| "When The Going Gets Dumb, The Dumb Gets Going." |
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| "You Got The Right Key Baby, But The Wrong Key Hole Yo!" |
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"Hot Digity Damn!" |
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| "God, I Love Being A Turtle!" |
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"In 4 Months I'm Becoming A Girl." |
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| "AWWW! Who Taught You How To Throw The Dick Down The Stairs." |
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"There's 2 Things I Have To Say. One, Anything With The Human Body Is Funny. Two, Don't Let Anybody Tell You How To Live Your Life."
"The Third Is Masturbate...Alot!" "I Guess I'm The Serious One." |
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| "People, People, People, Where's The Love In This World. People, People, People, Where's The Love In This World. Cuz You're All My Brothers And Sisters, Well All Work With One Heart, So Why Wont Some GIrl Suck My Cock?" |
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| "I Masturbated 5 Times In The Last 24 Hours, It's Gonna Fall Off. It Hurts. |
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| "If First You Don't Succeed, Pay Someone Else To Do It." |
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| "Do I Look Femine When I Stand Like This?" |
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| "I Gotta Love The People That Talk About Me Because I Am The Center Of Their Lives." |
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| "The Best Gift You Can Give Is A Hug, One Size Fits All And Noone Minds If You Return It." |
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| "Never Say Good-Bye If You Still Want To Try. Never Give Up When You Still Feel You Can Take It. Never Say You Don't Love That Person When You Can't Let Go." |
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| "It's Sad To Think That You'll Never Be Mine. It's Sadder To Think That I Knew It All Along." |
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| "Having A Boyfriend/Girlfriend Ain't Necessarily Better Than Having A Crush" |
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| "An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away, But If The Doctors Cute, Screw The Fruit!!" |
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| "Never Run In The Rain With Your Socks On, Or Into In Comming Traffic." |
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| "Do You Ever Put Your Arms Out And Spin And Spin In A Circle? Well, That's What Love Is Like. Everything Inside Of You Tells You To Stop Before You Fall But For Some Reason You Keep Going." |
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| "Life Is What We Make Of It. So Make The Best Out Of It Without Breaking Too Many Rules." |
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| "I'm Not Suffering From Mental Insanity... I'm Enjoying Every Minute Of It!" |
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| "This Is Your Life And It's Ending One Minute At A Time. We Are The All- Singing, All-Danicing Crap Of The World. You Are Not How Much Money You Have In The Bank. You Are Not A Beautiful And Unique Snow Flake. We Are All Made From The Same Compost Heap. You Are Not Your F*cking Khakis. How Much Do You Honesly Know About Yourself If You Have Not Been In A Fight? How Much DO You Know About Your Society If You've Never Rebelled Against It? It's Only When We've Lost Everything That We're Free To Do Anything. Worker Bees Can Leave Even Drones Can Fly Away. The Queen Is Their Slave. Hi My Name Is Unimportant. I Am Here To Tell You The Truth. You Have To Give Up. You Have To Realize That You Will Die, Until You Do You Are Useless. Self Destruction Might Be The Answer, I Say Evolve And Let The Chips Fall Where They May." |
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| "If I'm Not Back In 5 Minutes.... Wait Longer." |
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| "We Are The Middle Children Of History, With No Purpose Or Place. Our Genetration Has Had No Great Depression, No Great War. Our War Is Spirtual. Our Depression Is Our Lives. We Have Been Raised By Television To Believe That We Will Be Millionaires And Movie Gods And Rock Stars-- But We Wont Be. And We're Very Very Pissed Off. |
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| "You Have To Be Prepared For The Possibility That God Does not Like You." |
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| "The Things You Own, End Up Owning You." |
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| "We Waste Our Lives Working At Jobs We Hate To Buy Sh!t We Don't Need." |
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| "I Lied. The House Is Alive. We're All Going To Die." |
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| "I Feel Like An Idiot, But I Am An Idiot So It Kind Works Out." |
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| "I Felt Like Destroying Everything Beautiful I'd Never Have. Burn The Amazon Rain Forest. Pump Chloroflourocarbons Straight Up To Gobble The Ozone. Open The Dump Valves On Supertankers And Uncap Offshore Wells. I Wanted To Kill The Fish I Couldn't Afford To Eat, And Smother The French Beaches I'd Never See. I Wanted The Whole World To Hit Bottom. I Really Wanted To Put A Bullet Between The Eyes Of Every Endangered Panda That Wouldn't ScrewTo Save Its Species And Every Whale Or Dolphin That Gave Up Or Ran Itself Aground. Don't Think Of It As Extinction. Think Of It As Downsizing. |
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| "You Are Not A Special Snoflake. You Are The Same Rotting Organic Matter As Everything Else." |
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| "Self Improvement Is Masturbation. Self Destruction ...." |
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| "Sometimes The Only Way You Can Feel Good About Yourself Is By Making Someone Else Look Bad. And I'm Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good About Theirselves." |
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"I'm Kicking My @$$, Do You Mind?!" |
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| "Stop Breaking The Law @$$hole! |
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"Hey Flecter, How's It Hanging? Short, Shriveled And Always To The Left." |
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| "Hold On Sugar! Daddy's Got A Sweet Tooth Tonight!" |
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| "Our Love Is Like A Red Red Rose & I'm A Little Thorny." |
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| "Hold Me Closer Ed, It's Getting Dark. Tell Auntie Em To Let Old Yeller Out, (cough cough) Tell Tiny Tim I Won't Be Coming Home For Christmas, (cough cough) Tell Scarlet I Do Give A Damn!, (cough cough) Thank You! You Love Me, You Really Love Me! |
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| "It's Party Time! P-A-R-T-Y? Because I Gotta!" |
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| "Good Morning! And Incase I Don't See You, Good Afternoon Good Evening And Good Night!" |
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| "All I Have To Say About That Is "Asphincthersayswhat?!" |
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| "Did You Ever See That Twighlight Zone Where The Guy Singed A Contract And They Cut Out His Tongue And Put It In A Jar And It Wouldn't Die, It Just Grew And Pulsated And Gave Birth To Baby Tongues? Pretty Cool Huh? |
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| "I Say Puke, If You Hurl & She Comes Back, She's Yours. If You Blow Chunks & She Bolts, It Was Never Meant To Be." |
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"Exsqueeze Me? Baking Powder?" |
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| "If You're Gonna Spew, Spew In This." |
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| "It Will Be Mine, Oh Yes It Will Be Mine." |
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"We're Not Worthy, We're Not Worthy!" |
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"I Hate The Way You Talk To Me.
And I Hate The Way You Cut Your Hair.
I Hate The Way You Drive My Car.
I Hate It When You Stare.
I Hate Your Big Dumb Combat Boots. And The Way You Read My Mind.
I Hate You So Much It Makes Me Sick--It Even Makes Me Ryhme.
I Hate The Way You're Always Right.
I Hate It When You Lie.
I Hate It When You Make Me Laugh--Even Worse When You Make Me Cry.
I Hate It That You're Not Around And The Fact That You Didn't Call.
But Mostly I Hate The Way I Don't HateYou--Not Even Close, Not Even A Little Bit, Not Even At All." |
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| "I Just Wanted To Feel The Power Between My Legs Before I Die" |
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| "I Have Turned The World Upside Down. I Have Altered Time, And All For You! I Move The Stars For No one!" |
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| "Fear Me, Love Me, Do As I Say And I Will Be Your Slave." |
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| "You Remind Me Of The Babe (what babe) Babe With The Power (what power) Power OF Voodoo (who do) You Do (do what) Remind Me Of The Babe!" |
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| "American Components, Russian Components! They Are All Made In Taiwan!" |
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| "You Can't Always Trust The People You Want To." |
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| "Sometimes You Gotta Kiss @$$ Before You Can Kick It" |
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| "If You're Not Having Fun, Whats The Freaking Point?!" |
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| "You Are Everything I Never Knew I Always Wanted." |
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| "Yeah Im Hoping To Score Big My Self. Yeah Yeah Im Hoping To Do Some Sluts Too." |
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| "Let Me Tell You Why I Suck As A Salesman. Lets Say I Go Into Some Guys Office. Lets Say He's Even Remotley Intrested In Buying Something. Well Then I Get All Excited. I'm Like Jo Jo The Idoit Circus Boy With A Pretty New Pet. The Pet Is My Possible Sale. How I Love My Pet. So I pet It And Stroke It And Massage It. I Love It. I Love My Little Naughty Pet. You're Naughty! And Then I Take My Naugty Pet And Go (gszdkgs gszdkgs). OHH! I Killed It! I Killed My Sale!" |
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| "Turn It Off Man! Turn It Off! It's Sucking My WIll To Live!" |
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| "If You Love Someone, Put There Name In A Circle, Instead Of A Heart, Because Hearts Can Break, But Circles Go On Forever." |
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| "I Wanna Tell Everyone In St. Louis, I'm Fuckin Green Don't Fuck With Me." |
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