Sephiroth: *wakes up from what seems like a great
fall. He looks around. This place looks nothing like Exile Island. The sun is shining, there are lots of flowers and rainbow colored water. Rainbow colored water? He stands up* Uhg.... *looks at Zidane lying on the ground, unconscious* Hey wake up!!! *kickes Zidane* Wake up!!!!!
Zidane: *wakes up* Uhg..... stop kicking me.
Sephiroth: But it's fun. Much more funner than playing candyland. By the way, where are we?
Zidane: *looks around at the odd looking landscape* Uh.... no it can't be.
Sephiroth: What, where are we??
Zidane: Okay Sephiroth, what's the last thing you remember?
Sephiroth: We were playing that gay Candyland game and all of a sudden a bright light sucked us in and I woke up and saw a rainbow river....... no.... how to make a trip to exile island worse: Get sucked into candyland.
Zidane: Yup, you got it. We some how got sucked into this place. *Stands up* Well, we have to find a way outta here.
Sephiroth: *pulles out a cigarette* Hey you gotta light? *a gust of wind comes up and blows away the cigarette away* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, that was my last one and I need cigarettes or else I can't concentrate and I go insane!!
MV: ...like you aren't already.
Sephiroth: *thinks* hey! i heard that you stupid voice.
Zidane: Well just try not think about cigarettes. Just concentrate on getting outta here.
Sephiroth: Why? This place is a lot nicer than where we came from.
Zidane: Yeah, I guess, but if Holly finds out....
Sephiroth: Holly shmolly. Who cares about her? *twitch* ...must have cigarette... *twich spasm* Ahhh!!!
Zidane: Calm down Sephiroth. Cigarettes are bad for you. They make you die. That's not a good thing.
Sephiroth: Yeah, I guess your right.... AHHH!!! *falls to the ground face first*
Zidane: Sephiroth, are you okay??
Sephiroth: *gets up* Yeah, but this sand is made out of sugar!!!!! *drops back down to the ground and starts shoving more into his mouth*
Zidane: Whoa, calm down Sephiroth, It's just sugar.
Sephiroth: Just sugar? JuSt SuGaR?!?! Oh, I guess you're right. *gets up and twitches, then grabs more sand and eats it*
Zidane: Hum, if we are in Candyland, then that means if we're able to just 'fly' outta here, then we can return to exile island!
Sephiroth: Are you insane?!? Why would we want to go back there? We have all we could ever want right here. *eats some more sugar* And plus when the two weeks are up, Holly will zap me right back up to the real world.
Zidane: Yeah, but there is only one problem with that plan...
Sephiroth: eh?
Zidane: It doesn't solve the problem of how I get outta here!!!!
Sephiroth: And I care why?
Zidane: Because your sword is locked up back in Exile Island and I have the only key!
Sephiroth: Wha-? NOOOOOOOO!!!
Zidane: Now I seem important after all! Don't I?
Sephiroth: Nah, I can just jack the key from you right now! SO hand it over! RIGHT NOW!!!!! *holds out hand*
Zidane: Oh yes, the key. The key is back in Exile Island! HAHA. And it's in a safe, protected by a voice reconized password. So I HAVE to be alive for you to get your sword. So there.
Sephiroth: Well I guess you got me there. *stuffs more sugar in his mouth*
Zidane: And if you keep eating, we'll never get a move on. We'll be stuck here forever! Well, you'll be stuck without your sword forever, at least.
Sephiroth: But I need something to take my mind off cigarettes.
Zidane: Well pick something else. Let's start walking to see if there some way outta here
Sephiroth: Fine. *grumbles*
Zidane: Good. *they both start walking*
2 hours later....
Sephiroth:...........Are we there yet?
Zidane: We've only been walking for 2 hours!
Sephiroth: Insanity grips me with it bitter, cold fist, must have something other than sugar and cigarettes.. *starts biting nails* Hey this works!! *bite bite bite*
6 hours later....
Zidane: Would you please stop that Sephiroth? The sound of the grinding of your teeth against your flesh is really annoying.
Sephiroth: I'm biting my nails, not flesh.
Zidane: Well aren't there any other ways to keep your mind occupied? Other than stuffing you mouth with something?
Sephiroth: No.... Fine, I'll stop biting my nails, sheese.
3 days later....*still walking aimlessly*
Sephiroth: *says mindnumbingly* Are we INSANE yet? Are we INSANE yet? Are we INSANE yet? Are we INSANE yet? Are we INSANE yet? Are we INSANE yet?
Zidane: Whoa, LOOK!! *points at some magical candy palace*
Sephiroth: Are we INSA-?!!! Whoa, a building!! WE'RE SAVED!! I HOPE THEY SELL CIGARETTES THERE!!!!!!!!!*starts running toward the palace*
Zidane: No Sephiroth, I've heard about buildings made out of candy. The people that dwell in such buildings are evil!
Sephiroth: But this is a LITTLE kids game, they CAN'T have evil people!
Zidane: Sure they do, in fact, in little kids games the villian is usually more evil than you.
Sephiroth: Is that so? We'll see about that!
Zidane: Plus if this is a 'little' kids game, then they aren't allowed to sell cigarettes. 'Little kids' are usually under the age of 18.
Sephiroth: Oh yeah? What did I say before. Ah yes: We'll just see about that! *runs into the candy palace*
Zidane: No Sephiroth! Argh. *runs after him*
*they both run into the candy palace* *the door snaps shut*
Sephiroth: It's kinda dark in here, eh?
Zidane: Well you have magic, use a fire attack or something!
Sephiroth: Remember? If you are banned, you magic is also disabled.
Zidane: Oh yeah. Well this is your fault that we are sitting here in the dark, hey wait!
Sephiroth: What?
Zidane: Remember? Your eyes. They Glow!
Sephiroth: So?
Zidane: That means we can find our way out!
Sephiroth: Or maybe some cigarettes! *runs down the dark, long hall*
Zidane: No, you're going the wrong way! *runs after him*
*They both run down the dark hall into another room and they hear metal cling behind them, a cage snaps shut with them inside*
Zidane: What was that???
Sephiroth: I don't know.
*a bright light fills the room*
Zidane: AHH!! Where are we?!?
You are in the Sugar Palace
Zidane: Wha-?
Sephiroth: Who the hell are you?
My are we in a good mood today!
Sephiroth: We'll you'd have to excuse me. You see, I'm grumpy if I don't have a cigarette in 3 days!! And plus I don't like being locked in a cage in some strange candy palace in some strange land made out of candy and absolutely no cigarettes.
We'll it just happens I have an extra cigarette right hear. *holds up a cigarette* Hum, what should I do with it?
Sephiroth: Hey that's the cigarette that blew away from me in the wind. It's mine. GIVE IT TO ME!!!! NOW!
Zidane: Wait! Who are you, anyway?
Molly: Why, I the princess of this 'wonderful' palace.
Zidane: you're the sugar fairy of CandyLand?
Molly: I guess so....
Zidane: Hey, you look kinda like this girl named Holly, except you're brunette and your eyes are green and you are taller and Holly's prettier.....
Molly: Holly? Prettier, NEVER!!!! Wait, you know Holly?
Zidane: Yeah.
Sephiroth: Are you just gonna stand there all day, doing nothing with that cigarette?
Molly: Hum..... you really, really want this cigarette???
Sephiroth: YES, yes, that's what I've been saying!
Molly: Ok, but you have to promise to do one task for me.
Sephiroth: o-....
Zidane: STOP SEPHIROTH!! Wouldn't you rather have freedom outta candyland so you can get more cigarettes?!?
Molly: But if you do the 1 task that I want you to do, then you can have the cigarette NOW.
Sephiroth: So I can either get a whole bunch of cigarettes later, or get one now. I think getting one now would be the obvious choice.
Zidane: But Seph, then she can still hold us prisoner AFTER you smoke the cigarette.
MV: yeah Seph, listen to Zidane for ONCE.
Molly: Have you decided on what you want yet, Sephiroth?
Sephiroth: What I want? WHAT I WANT??!?!? I want a God damn cigarette, that's what I want.
Zidane: NO Seph, NO!!!!!!!
Molly: excellent. *hands Sephiroth the cigarette through the bars of the cage*
Zidane: Sephiroth, you idiot!! We'll be stuck here forever!
Sephiroth: We'll, it's worth it. Hey, Molly, do you have a light?
Molly: *uses magic and lights up the cigarette* Hey why don't you use magic, don't you have any?
Sephiroth: Holly banned the use of my magic for 2 weeks.
Molly: Oh yes, Holly.... Well about this task I am assigning you. Oh here we go, it's written right here on this piece of paper. *hand Sephiroth the paper* your task is to read this. *snicker*
Sephiroth: Hum....*Reads it to himself*:
Upon accepting one(1) cigarette, Sephiroth and Zidane have now a binding contract between themselfs and Royal Princess Molly of CandyLand. This contract states that the two parties, Sephiroth and Zidane, shall do whatever Her Higness, the Royal Princess Molly of CandyLand, requests upon their entire stay in CandyLand. They shall do what she tells them to do without complaint or regret. And they shall never attempt to escape or leave without the consent of Molly herself. This binding contract also states that the two parties, Sephiroth and Zidane, shall forever agree to keep and abide this contract. And if one is to break this contract, they shall have a most miserable and painful and slow death.
Sephiroth: What!?! Oh well, it was worth it.
Zidane: Let me see that. *grabs the contract* HEY!!!!! How could you Sephiroth?? You sold our souls for a cigarette!! And I didn't have any say in this!!
Molly: That's right!! HEHEHEH. And since it was Sephiroth that closed the deal, he gets to do my first assignment.
Sephiroth: Oh great.
Molly: This is what your gonna do in brief: Since you already know who Holly is......
Sephiroth: Wait this involves Holly?!?
Molly: Yeah, got a complaint about that?
Sephiroth: .......no....
Molly: That's what I thought. Ok back to what I was saying... Oh yes: Since you already know who Holly is, you'll go into the 'real' world and kidnap her and bring her here. Don't worry, once she is here, her strongest powers are useless. She would olny be able to use simple magic that is easily over ruled by spells and such. No questions why I want you to bring her here.
Sephiroth: Ok, but how?
Molly: *hands him some weird lokking wand thing* ok, you point it in the air and say "warp". A blue spiral will start swirling and it will transport you to wherever Holly might be. It may not be her exact location, but it will be in the general area. Once you see her, do the warp thing again and tell her to touch the pretty blue swirling light and once she does, you and her will automatically be transported here, got that?
Sephiroth: ....yeah...
Molly: very good, now be on your way!!
Sephiroth: *takes the wand and says 'warp' then touches the swirling light and disappears*
Molly: He better not screw up.
Zidane: Don't worry, he will.
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