magic wand
Meanwhile at Holly's house.....
Holly: Hum, it's kinda quiet without those three idiot guys that stalk me all the time.
*ding dong**the door bell rings*
Holly: Ack, please don't let it be Cloud or Zell...
Delivery guy: Package for Ms. Holly Fine
Holly: Oh oh!! I'm Holly.
Delivery guy: Okay. *hands Holly a sheet of paper* Sign here and here and here and here.
Holly: Hey! I'm not THAT stupid! One of those lines would give all my assets to your delivery company, this line would give my body away to science, and this one says that if I sign my soul will belong to the Devil!
Delivery guy: Damn, the blonde took her riddlen today.... Fine, you can sign the 'real' line, but you wouldn't believe how many souls the devil owns 'cause of that trick. HEHEH
Holly: *signs the line* *grabs the package*
Delivery guy: Hey, this says, "you must now go out with the delivery person upon signing this"
Holly: Yeah, I'd believe that if signing wasn't spelt 'singing' and if that the fine print wasn't typed on a post-it.
Delivery guy: Damn whoever invented riddlen!!!
Holly: Get outta my face! *slams the door* Hum, what could this be? *examines the package*
To: Holly Fine
From: ACK! I can't make it out, it's all smeared!
*opens package and a card falls out* *picks up the card and reads it* Hum, "Happy Birthday, have fun!! bwhahahahaha!!" *A magic wand falls out of the box* *Holly picks it up* Hum, weird. *waves the wand* Abra-Kadabra!! *Her front door blows up* Oh crap, does this thing have any instructions? *Sees somebody running down her street, so she puts the wand in her boot strap where she keeps her extra dagger(for emergencies)*
Rufus: *runs up to her door* WHOA! What happened here?
Holly: Nothing, my door just blew up for no reason. Hey what happened to you? *Looks at his dirty clothes and bruised up face*
Rufus: I woke up in Tseng's living room and it looks like somebody broke into his house.
Holly: That's horrible, but why are your clothes all dirty and your face all bruised up? It looks like somebody just drug you up some stairs and through some dirt.
Rufus: Well, you see, that's just the thing, I don't remember. The last thing I remember was playing poker and then woke up like this. *Checks wallet* Hey, I missing 500 gil!!
Holly: ? *is confused* Uh, where were you when you were playing poker?
Rufus: Good question, now that I think of it, I was at Cloud's house! HEY! That little ---
*BOOM!*
Rufus: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
Holly: I don't know, it sounds like it came from outside. *they both run outside and Holly sees a bunch of
debris in her front yard* ARGH!
Rufus: What the hell? It looks like your neighbor is blowing up the ground in his front yard!
Holly: Yes, I know. My neighbor is an idiot, he wants to, uh, I'm not quite sure why he wants to have a huge hole in his front yard, all I know is that he's breaking a lot of zoning rules and all the debris from his 'explosion' are in MY yard. I think I'll go have a little word with him.
Rufus: This I gotta see.
Holly: *goes over to her neighbor's front yard and Rufus follows her* *She approaches a man by where the explosion took place* Hey your not Bob!
Construction Worker: That's right, I was hired by your neighbor to exploded up his front yard here. See he went to his work. Don't ask me why he left a stranger alone at his home with explosives, but luckly I know what I'm doin'.
Holly: His work? Ugh. Well thanks.
Rufus: Where does he work?
Holly: Some club. A crappy one at that. Are you coming with me?
Rufus: Sure.
*They both hop into Holly's jeep*
Rufus: How do you know where your neighbor works?
Holly: I talk to my neighbors. Oh look, we're here. *they both hop outta the jeep* *They both walk into the club* *They look around a nobody is there, except for the owner, which is Holly's neighbor, Bob*
Rufus: Kinda dead, don't ya think?
Bob: We're not really open right now.
Rufus: What'da you mean, 'not really open'?
Bob: Exactally what I said. We're open, but nothing's going on, got it?
Holly: I got a bone to pick with ya, Bob.
Bob: Ahh, Holly, you're here!?!
Holly: Yeah, that's right. Why do you go an explode your damn yard up?
Bob: Why do you care? It's not your yard.
Holly: Yeah, well your yard ends up in MY yard.
Bob: Okay, why don't we settle this over some lunch, there's food here.
Holly: Err, fine.
Bob: Your boyfriend there can come to.
Holly: Boyfriend? HAHAHA your kidding right? RIGHT?!? ....Come on let's go eat.
MEANWHILE AT CLOUD'S HOUSE
Cloud: Today's the day of that one party.
Zell: Oh yeah, huh? Isn't it already started?
Cloud: Yeah, now you owe me 500 gil!
Zell: No, uh, Holly said she would go with me, she just, uh, waiting there for me! Yeah, that's it, she's already there waiting. HA! *God, she better be there*
Cloud: Oh really? Well we'll see about that. I don't believe you, I think your just bluffing to postpone the inevitable.
Zell: HA, might as well give me your 500 gil now.
Cloud: Well see....
Zell: *gets on T-board*
Cloud: You can't take that there.
Zell: Sure I can. How are you getting there?
Cloud: Car.
Zell: Well see ya there.
*Zell takes off on his T-Board and Cloud takes his car and they both arrive at the same time at "Bob's Club"*
Meanwhile inside.....
Holly: So it's settled, you can blow stuff up as long as you clean up my yard and it looks better than it did originally and you give me your ski pass and your ps2.
Bob: Deal. Hang on, I gotta go use the restroom.
Rufus: Well, that was sad. He's more gullible than you.
Holly: I know, hahahahaha.
Rufus: Wow, you're more evil than I thought....
Holly: Well, being evil is what I do best!
*just then the front door slams open, and Cloud and Zell enter*
Cloud: Wait Zell, you can't bring that T-Board in here.
Zell: What?!? And leave it outside to get jacked?
Cloud: Like anyone is gonna want to jack that piece of crap. * looks into club* WHOA!! What the hell?!? Are you sure the party was today?
Zell: Positive, see I even wrote down the time. see 6 o'clock. see!
Cloud: Ok, ok. Maybe it's somewhere else in the building.
Zell: Yeah, let's go look around.
Cloud: And Zell....
Zell: yeah?
Cloud: Holly better be here or you OWE me.
Zell: yeah, yeah, I know.... *please god let her be here*
Cloud: What was that?
Zell: Nothing, nothing.....
*They walk around the corner and see Holly and Rufus talking while they were waiting for Bob to get back* *before they go over there, they stay behind the corner and whisper*
Cloud: *whisper* look Zell, Holly's here!
Zell: really, where? *thank you GOD* And why are we whispering?
Cloud: *whisper* Yeah, but, *snicker* it looks like she's here with somebody else... *giggle*
Zell: *whisper* WHAT!? RUFUS? come on, let's go over there! Maybe they know where the party's at.
Cloud: *whisper* Well, Holly should know where the party is, after all YOU did invite her *glares evily* hand over your 500 gil.
Zell: aww, crap. *gives him his 500 gil*
Cloud: Aww, I'm feeling a little patheticity for you today, here have 250 gil.
Zell: gee thanks. wait, is 'patheticity' even a word?
Cloud: Well it is now, come on, let's go ask them.
*They walk over to where Rufus and Holly are*
Cloud: Whoa, what's going on?
Holly: Uh, n-nothing. For God sakes, you scared me. What are you doing here?
Cloud: We were invited to a party, that is today, and we were wondering where it is.
Holly: *looks at Rufus and Rufus starts laughing* Party? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, yeah and who invited you to this 'party'?
Zell: Stupid Selpie.
Holly: Well it looks like you guys have been TRICKED!! HAHAHA!
Zell: What? We don't get tricked by anyone! We're the ultimate tricksters!
Rufus: Oh really, like how you gave me some spiked up drink and jacked my gil!
Holly: You did what?
Zell: Well, he and Tseng started it.
Rufus: Well, that's you fault that your as gullible as Holly's neighbor, Bob, who also owns this club and that's why we're here, to yell at him for messing up Holly's yard.
Cloud: Oh that's why your here, I thought something else, seeing you and Holly sitting there, all alone, laughing.
Holly: Yeah, we were laughing cause we were making fun of people like you, and we were negotiating a deal with Bob, and he left for the bathroom.
Cloud: OOH, ok sure. Well just be leaving now.
Rufus: Not so fast!! I owe you something.
Cloud: Oh, don't worry about it.
Rufus: No, I insist beating up your sorry asses.
Holly: Cool, a show!
Zell: Look, we're sorry, but you and Tseng deserved it.
Rufus: Oh really. *cracks his knuckles*
*all a sudden a blue blur appears and there's a loud bang* *Sephiroth appears*
Holly: SEPHIROTH?!?
Sephiroth: uh, did I do something?
Rufus: Yeah, you just apeared outta nothing and ruined my chance to beat up Zell and Cloud.
Sephiroth: Zell and Cloud are here too!! I'll help ya!!
Rufus: Cool! Let's get 'em!
*All of a sudden a blue blur consumes the room and Holly, Cloud, Zell, Rufus, and Sephiroth disappear*
Bob: *comes back* Hey, where's those two love birds run off to now. heheheheh. They didn't even pay their bill. Oh well, I'll just not give Holly my PS2, yeah that will make us even.
Selpie: *walks into the club* Oh hey Bob. I'm here a little early to set up the party that's gonna be at 9.
Bob: Oh, ok, it's only about 6 something now.
Selpie: I'm suprised Zell and Cloud aren't here yet, cause we all know that Zell is dyslexic and would probably read a 9 as a 6. hahahaha.
Bob: Nope, nobody's been here at all today except some couple yelling at me about my explosive nature.
Selphihe: Couple?
Bob: Yeah, I think their names were Holly and Rufus, yeah thats what it was.
Selphie: *OOOH juicy gossip, yip-pee* ! Tell me more.
Bob: Uh, that's about all, I think, they were gone after I left the room.
Selphie: That's ok, you just gave me big hunk of gossip that'll last ALL night!! Thanks. *runs out the room to get the decorations*
Bob: UH, come to think of it... Holly did say they weren't a couple, uh-oh..... this ain't good......