Kitchen Utensil Guide for Retards

This guide will hopefully clear up some misconceptions the less intelligent of you have about the things you find in your kitchen.

This is a mixing bowl. You mix things in it.

This is a wooden spoon. You mix things with it.

This is a cookie sheet. You bake flat things on it.

This is a range. The stove is the thing on top,
the burners, and the oven is the thing with the door.
Fry things on the stove, bake in the oven.

This is a spatula. You use it to flip pancakes,
or scrape cookies off the sheet.

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