This is David's Complete Cooking Guide for the Retarded. In this I will explain to you first the very basics, including, but not limited to: what an oven is and its use, the difference between both kinds of spatulas, and what "Tbs" and "tsp" mean.
I have created for you a picture guide to different utensils around the kitchen, with their uses.
I am also working on a recipe section, with various things for you to make. None of them are difficult, hell, I can make them.