So, we rule the house.
Well, naturally - we are always here - it is our domain and we are really selective about who we allow to enter...
In general, we adore allergic people (preferrably asthmatic persons) and gay men. Sadly enough, gay men are rare visitors... And when the allergic ones visit - then we end up locked up in our travel cages - talk about pet abuse!!!
Our main interests are food, more food and an occasional snack in between meals. The females we live with, (known as the rentpayers, foodservers and earscratchers) have a weird idea about us needing to stick to a diet. Who cares if we get fat??? We do not. We prefer fat to hungry...
Anyway, we are starting to get old. Sesam is going on nine years, and the rest of us are goin on ten. When we pass fifthteen, maybe we'll get to eat and sleep all the time without interferences... |
